If they ever want to do a female Beetlejuice they need to cast Jordan.

I have severe spinal stenosis and my Make-a-Wish is... Bringing Jordan as a plus one to any family event and just watching her let loose on them

We may not know if Jordan has autism, but we 100% got confirmation on Jordan having ADHD when she noticed the flip phone

Jordan asking riddles while under a bridge is peak comedy

"Never admit it" JORDAN

I'm waiting for Jordan to break through and land a massive supporting role in an upcoming film

The ability to walk on stage and not have a setlist and still slay is just the true definition of talent

I'm a simple man.  Jordan uploads, I watch immediately.

What personality trait is it called when you make your phone wear a backpack and a big rope necklace

Autism has indeed become silly...and I'm autistic. I do feel it's unfair to people who have an actual debilitating disease to just be like "teehee I'm quirky and introverted". They've tried to turn it into a good thing. F that mate...I have repetitive motor ticks so bad that I wear through the shoulders of my shirts...with my lips. They all have two big holes in the top from lip rubbing. How fun, right? Can't stop, was there from childhood.

My autistic sister was an absolute savant at Tetris and Mario Cart.  She obsessed and slayed.  Maybe Halo is the game for autistic men.  Also I have to explain to her as a middle aged women why certain behaviors arent socially accepted, and she will send 2 hours picking it apart and arguing with me until she fully understands.  And also obsessed with Manga at 42.  And collects Squishmallows.  And also some sounds make her self harm and go into seizures.  Yep.  But she doesnt "look" autistic.

I've been waiting so long for Jordan to admit she has BPD lol just embrace it my Girl, Interrupted

As a redhead I had to screen record the part where she calls us sweet sweet baby girls!

My daughter and I saw her here in Florida. After the show, in one second I can’t find my daughter. I’m checking the bathrooms etc. Three minutes later she comes walking down the hall with Jordan and her two friends. Jordan took her when she was hiding from an audience member she was heckling. True story. I have the photos!

Princeton University did a study on 5000 people with autism over like 240 variables.  Only 10% of autism presents itself as severe like she's describing, which is the biggest issue for people with the tism

Jordan, you're the best. Your crowd work is unparalleled.

Took about 3 minutes to remember this is comedy. That's how good she is lol

She is probably breaking the restraining order having you call.

Jordan coming into the crowd would feel like someone way too close on the train

2:04 tim robinson lmao i don't even wanna be around anymore