The "don't boo" explanation causing it to fully shut down is next level Crowd Control
Thx for the Fuckynn Laughs as usual

a born stand up ... the perfect ratio of trauma to intelligence

speed roasting goes crazy

That group of friends is like the opposite of the Justice League.

Does anyone else feel like she speaks English about as fast as Spanish-speakers speak Spanish? Her brain works so fast.

pleated pinstripe suit pants and an oversized long sleeve band t-shirt is the outfit combo only Jordan could pull off lmao

the most UNHINGED version of Jordan I LOVE it. 😂

If I go to her show, I'm gonna sit at the back

i love this smile that comes after a roast every time and it says with no words "you know I kid'

JJ shoulda been the chief justice for the tribunal that just sends people back to the vat to be reincarnated and try again. Just line em up. You, you, you. Nope back to the vat, try again.

You're amazing and I'm genuinely frightened to see you later this year.

She is a master at  it

Jordan is just pure comedic brilliance- straight up master class in crowd work everytime! Please give her a Netflix special that’s solely her doing crowd work 😂🤘🏻

Mania meet microphone

Jordan is not wrong, all those people do have bullshit jobs that give them so much money, for literally doing nothing, and then the guy risking his life to save people gets a little penny, world is backwards and fucked up

They call her mom even though she's not their mom, tells you everything you need to know

The 2 times I’ve had to go under anesthesia, I was blessed with the sweetest ladies to put me under.

I have bad anxiety, and both times, just before they’re about to start the process I started crying and saying things like “I’m scared, please don’t kill me, they told you I smoke weed right? Can you hold my hand?” And these wonderful women really took a moment to hold and pet my hand and comfort me, telling me how long they’ve been doing this and that I’m in good hands. They put the medicine in my IV and the mask on me and told me to start counting back from 10. I got to 5 and in those 5 seconds I was crying and laughing at the same time. When I woke up, I asked the nurse if anything happened or if I said anything weird.. she goes no, but, just before you went under your eyes rolled back and you said “heeeree I goooo…” 🤣🤣🤣

So, thankfully not all anesthesiologists are weird men with poor bedside manner.

This is the realest set i've seen so far. I wish she would come to my town!

Made my day 🤣
Jordan Jensen- Fastest roaster in the West 🔥
Also made me instantly think of South Park and Cartman «My mom says, If you rub the firemans helmet he’s gonna spit you in the eye»

Jordan I came across your stand up like a month ago and instantly loved your work. You make me laugh everything I see you. I can't wait to see you rise to the top.