Hey guys! I'm on tour right now and I'd love if you came to see me live! It's a brand new hour:
Jan 24-25 Albuquerque, NM
Jan 30-Feb 1 Indianapolis, IN
Feb 13-15 Spokane, WA
Feb 21 Boston, MA
Feb 22 Mashantucket, CT
Mar 6-8 Oklahoma City, OK
Mar 19 Houston, TX
Mar 20-22 Dallas, TX
Apr 3-5 Milwaukee, WI
Apr 10 Huntington, NY *co-headlining with Chad Daniels
Apr 11 Montclair, NJ *co-headlining with Chad Daniels
Apr 12 Philadelphia, PA *co-headlining with Chad Daniels
Apr 24-26 Tacoma, WA
May 1-3 Portland, OR
May 16-17 Atlanta, GA
May 29-31 San Antonio, TX
June 6-7 Columbus, OH
June 13-14 Cincinnati, OH
July 10-12 San Diego, CA
You can get tickets here: https://punchup.live/kelseycook

I used to be a bartender and I a girl & guy came in once and she said, "We actually can't go back to anyone's house....I'm on my period." to which he replied, "Oh, is that all? Periods only stop a sentence." STRAIGHT FACED!  I fell over laughing and then turned around and wrote it on a napkin for my own use!!  LMFAO!!

“Does it taste better when there aren’t kids in it?” 😂😂😂😂😂

Peeing in the shower saves water because you don't have to flush.
You're even giving back water to the water supply

"Just tell me when to spit" almost broke me

This girl is original. Delivery is phenomenal, Genuinely funny and that “do you need a medic?” was flawless, shows spontaneity is not a problem. A true sign of a comedic genius. Bravo! Light years ahead of the pack! Can’t wait to see more!

I'm blowing you in the name of science😂
Hilarious 😂😂😂

“Piss on dry porcelain like a serial killer….” 😂😂😂 that made me laugh so hard. 😂😂

I don't pee in the shower every time but I pee in the shower whenever I have to pee, while I'm in the shower

There's a movie from the 80s in which one character insults another by saying, "I bet you're the kind of guy who gets out of the shower to take a piss" and it changed my life

how am i just discovering you right now!!!!!! I LOVE YOUR DELIVERY!!! love it!

I will never drink white Gatorade again

Kelsey Cook has lived rent free in my head ever since this is not happening. She is amazing!

I worked at a hotel once and learned the beauty of pillow protectors. Before that, my pillows looked like topographic images and gravy.

That’s a very funny set. Great delivery and timing. Wishing you the best.

Perfect tempo for your personality. Excellent timed pauses with smiles and facial expressions. Creative and hilarious. A new fan here

I mean the first guy clearly had no chill and no idea how to act on a date, but he's not wrong about dolphins.

I keep my old towels in case I get shot.  Duh

First time seeing Kelsey.Will not be my last! Timing, facial expressions, audience engagement, all brilliant!👏

Damn the vasectomy joke was top notch, freaking computer duster 😂😂😂