"It's all just gone really HBO."

"I didn't say anything about tea bagging" is probably my favourite moment, just because Malcolm is such a master of swearing and spouting disgusting imagery, he instantly realises when he's misquoted on such topics.

You know it's serious when Nicola considers taking the lift.

“A face like Dot Cotton licking piss off a nettle”

That might just be the best put down ever.

Do you even know what Teabagging is Terri?
.... Ummm no... But I hear it's unpleasant.

Crying with laughter

"wear brown trousers...and a shirt the colour of blood...." xDDD

"Montessori rocking-horses" is a deeply underrated line.

“Today you have your first big fat egg of solid fuck.”

Oh my god I fucking DIED 😁

1:52 fkn perfect delivery

2:43. The Kraken Awaked

T H E - K R A K E N - A W A K E S . . .

The kraken awakes , absolute classic .

the kraken awakes..

The Kraken Awakes!

"Laid an egg of solid fuck" HAHAHA

This guy should of deffo handled the coronavirus situation in the UK

"Enough. E-Fucking-nough" .... important to use this at work once in a while.

E-fuckling-nough

"Concrete mixer full of humble pie"....gold nuggets all through this.

Yeah...that's it..The Cheeky Girls, back on tour...