"What the fuck is he talking about?" "He looks like he's going to shit himself! Is he going to shit himself?" "I'm going to have to phone in a bomb scare..."
Fun fact: Paul Higgins, the actor of Jamie McDonald, actually trained as a priest until the age of 17, but gave it up when he began dating. Nice little nod in the writing there. It's a shame that scene was deleted, it's one of my favourites from Jamie.
"Paxman isn't interrupting him".