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Real Scientology uses rehabs they run to exploit people, so unsurprising a character that got clean was roped into the epsilon cult

"But I got scared" correct reaction. A good family friend of mine once entered the scientology building to audition for something and the people kept not showing him how to leave and not listening to the fact that he was trying to leave. He eventually waited to be left alone and just walked through several halls and figured out how to get out

I think the whole joke of having the Epsilon cult leader greet you after death in GTA Online is that they were right all along and their religion is the correct one.

I think a billboard saying "boy smells" with a model posing sexually is the most GTA V thing I've seen

I'm so used to only seeing you edited in game footage that I forgot you were an actual, real person, living in our reality. Seeing you outside was a jumpscare

so funny that he wanted to go inside a scientology building "just to see what it looks like", like bruh that's how they GET you

the cat attacking his leg for a solid 3 min was amazing.

I don't know anything about epsilon but by the rules of games I can say one thing for a fact. That tractor has a hidden purpose. Plus the fact that one peach tree gave off a feather can not be a coincidence, that was programmed in for some reason and it's too coincidental for it to be unrelated considering the obscurity of the act.

My brain is telling me that the dinosaur with the saddle might be the tractor. Old thing you can ride on, yaknow?

"everyone's mad that you're high" is hilarious, thank you I will steal that.

careful around the scientology buildings biz they will genuinely start stalking you

A dinosaur with a saddle who eats apples from a tree, that's Yoshi. And it's not a peach tree, it's princess Peach

There’s a side mission, where Trevor meets a realtor named Josh and is tasked with going around the map destroying another realtors ads. He does this to help Josh advertise his. In return he kets Trevor sleep with his wife, and in the end Trevor blows up Josh’s house. When the cops come Josh tells the cops frantically that Trevor blew the house up and that he’s a lunatic, and the cops don’t budge. But when Josh tells them that Trevor is an epsilonist, they draw their guns and try to arrest Trevor 😂 something interesting I wanted to add lol

I like it when the cat makes a guest appearance

So if this is set in 2004, and they think earth is 157 years old, that means they thought the earth was 52 years old in 1899 when rdr2 was set. So if that dude is their God, maybe the year he was born, though he seems younger than 52. Perhaps his mother. That makes more sense since he's seen as a baby in the pics.

There's some ROCKSTAR dev somewhere watching this video. Laughing maniacally going. "OMG, we got another one.  We really should release that new cult DLC. We'll make a fortune."

"Got to go brother brother. Kiffllom"

Even ten years later the rage baiting Michael did was absolutely golden.

29:35 I’m fairly certain this text is a parody of what Scientology actually believes. Their fundamental truth is that we got all of our knowledge from Aliens who visited earth during the time of the dinosaurs, not from the tree of knowledge in the garden of Eden (fruit tree)

I was high eating breadsticks but when you reached through the screen you took my breadsticks so now im just high without my breadsticks.....can i have them back please?