"Let's drown mario! He can't be in jail if he's a corpse :D"
-Boatman, 2020

"Mario has no neck, his chin goes directly into his nipples"

Wario: backs away slowly

"You can't go to jail if you're a corpse."
-Failboat, CEO of Drowning.

"are you slacking off?"
"....I'M KILLING SOMEONE!"
mind if I take that out of context lmao

If this title changes. It was originally called “thirsty? Mario?”.
Edit: My prediction was right. It did change

Just like the Pog in Animal Crossing, all you simply have to do with Mario

Is give him a S I P

3:58 how to get ladies according to shadow mario in 3 easy parts
Step 1. Grab the person you are trying to get
Step 2. Take a dump
Step 3. R U N

"you must find a way to fight it"
"you must find a way to fight it"
"you must find a way to fight it"
"just whacking stuff, huh?"

1: thirsty? Mario?
2: New Mario 3d All stars
3: Mario but drown

Titles
"Thirsty? Mario?"
"New 3D All Stars"
"Mario but drown"

I was expecting the title to be “drown Mario” but the title we have is better ( dang failboat just gave me clout )

Mario’s(Failboat’s) Crimes in Sunshine:
-Assaulting police officers, civilians, The Princess, a shadow demon, and a Stu
-drowning a goopy piranha plant and Petey Pirahna while smashing him so hard it caused him him to melt into brown goop
-ripping the limbs off a giant squid before launching it into orbit
-being so ugly it caused multiple gloopy bois to jump to hard they became a puddle
-making content out of it

That thumbnail’s just like: BACK IN MY DAY WE USED TO DRINK STRAIGHT FROM THE HOSE!

“Get rid of all that ugliness!”

Fail: Shoots him

The Holy Trinity:
The Father (Stroolin’ stew)
The Son (Stooms)
And the Holy Spirit (Mooms)

ya this will definitely be one of those titles that changes LOL

"Do you know how Mario gets the ladies"

He turns into a water form to instantly get everyone in a 50 meter radius soaking wet.

“Take a dump where you stand”
“I almost took him out with that perfectly placed durian”

9:44

Ah yes, another case of Daniel’s fatal weakness to blocks moving in a predictable manner