Witnessing Coachella from the comfort of my home is the least amount of FOMO I ever feel in my life.

as a european it took me ages to realize coachella was a music festival at all, in the beginning I thought it was a fashion show

Paying to suffer while already suffering has got to be my favorite thing out of this decade

Hearing an influencer complain about how much money they spent at Coachella feels like hearing someone cry that they broke their arm jumping out the second story window when the front door was wide fucking open.

Some of this stuff is so baffling to me forever. 250k would change my life forever, genuinely. I could pay off my debts, get important medical procedures I've been putting off forever, kickstart my dream career, and/or pay off all of my bills for like 10 whole years. Spending that in a WEEKEND on an optional form of entertainment is unimaginable.

Can't spell Coachella without hell.

wasn’t coachella started as an anti-establishment music event bc tickets were too expensive?? how did we get from point a to point z😭😭

I can’t imagine rotting in a desert just to take some fit pics for the gram and videos of celebrities that you have a parasocial relationship with 😭

If Coachella consisted of more small businesses with trucks/stalls, then I don’t mind them making a bunch of rich people pay 80$ for a couple tacos, but the fact that it’s just a bunch of big ole corporations doing this…

It makes me unbelievably sad seeing how coachella has evolved to what it is today. It started because pearl jam was protesting ticketmasters pricing by playing outside of the scheduled venue

Coachella was made to combat Ticketmaster's  insane ticket pricing. You do NOT hate these two enough.

coachella debt is the equivalent to the debt people get at disney

Spending 9 bands on a stylist is not a flex. Like good on you for having a shit ton of bread but you basically just wrote "I have a shit fashion sense and cant dress myself to look good" in big neon letters in the sky.

"And we can charge anything we want, 2,000 a day, 10,000 a day, and people will pay it. And then there's the merchandise..."

15:06 “obviously I booked a private jet”… I’m wondering if influencers are actually that rich or if their brain just goes into saying such stuff on a whim because of the camera and later in bed when they try to fall asleep they regret all their choices

The more I hear about Coachella, the less I understand what it is. It sounds like a crossover between a music festival and the Hunger Games?

This is what your bosses kid is up to meanwhile your boss is lobbying congress to eliminate minimum wage

They've gotta start having charities at coachella with leader boards for who donated the most, surely influencers would love that ego boost of being the most generous

Those influencers acting like Coachella is a life-changing event. It’s a music festival. Nothing special about that.

18:45 i actually believe she spent 9000$ all together, based on her saying "1500 for one fit and i got six"