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How to beat the creatures from Bird Box: You can't

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20 Comments

@devowerra2857 6 years ago

You: *are surviving *
Crazy people: we don't do that here

@RoddPH 7 years ago

How to beat bird box:
Step 1: Get mirror
Step 2: Reflect the monster to itself so it will commit suicide
Step 3: Profit

@Baolan_GS 7 years ago

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@renzeusoya5828 5 years ago (edited)

The old man from Don't Breathe will survive Birdbox handily. Not only he cannot see the monsters, but also he can ambush the criminally insane when it's so dark.

@MrSmile078 7 years ago

Step 1: be daredevil
Step 2: beat the monsters in a hallway
Step 3: get cancel by Netflix

@drehasthebestbeats2874 7 years ago

Someone - Blinds themselves

Crazy people - "That wasn't very cash money of you."

@shadow_rune6178 6 years ago

Step 1: Blind yourself
Step 2: Learn echolocation from dolphins
Step 3: Once the monsters are gone, ingest magic mushrooms and open your third eye so you can see again

@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 years ago

"Only the criminally insane are susceptible to the creatures"

Well just be criminally insane, that's easy.

@versael 7 years ago

"They make you kill yourself if you see them"
"They can make auditory hallucinations"
Helen Keller: I'm about to end this man's whole career

@co0k1emonsterrr 7 years ago (edited)

How to beat Bird Box
1) look at it
2) become suicidal
3) see a therapist

@connor_fitz5935 7 years ago

Step 1: close eyes
Step 2: get a marker
Step 3: draw eyes on
Boom now the people will think you have already seen PROFIT

@lilybigham3343 5 years ago

THe whole river deal is probably because they kept moving houses like every week until finally they got to the river. Because it takes place 7 years in the future, so they'd have to move houses every now and then leading them to that house near the river.

@tremeschinion9420 6 years ago

"mysterious creatures which makes you suicide if you look at them"
Me: looks at mirror*
My time has come

@ghosthost620 7 years ago

Step one: get a hotel room.
Step two: put out the do not disturb sign.

@davidzoltak6637 7 years ago

How to easily beat bird box:
Step 1: Travel to bikini bottom
Step 2: Visit Palace of Pranks
Step 3: Purchase Invisible Spray
Problem Solved

@MakKSharpe 5 years ago

How to beat bird box:
- ask them nicely to pretty please not
- that's it

@jy4057 7 years ago

How to bird beat box:
1. Get a bird
2. Teach it to beat box
3. Profit

4. Pay student loans

@erroneousfax9351 6 years ago

I hate how he doesn’t acknowledge the fact that when they say they’re near pikes quarry it’s been literal years since they last said they were near Sacramento. Theres a pretty good chance they moved north to escape the crazy people

@jing5144 7 years ago

Step 1: Blow on leaves so it’ll fly around
Step 2: The monster looks at leaves and commits suicide
Step 3: stonks

@highway2998 5 years ago

How to beat birdbox:

1. Be born blind
2. Be born as an earth bender.
3. Use earth bending to adapt to being blind.
4. Become one of the most powerful earthbenders
5. Profit.