At this point Disney is like a band desperately trying to recreate their one hit song but missing every time because they sacrificed the melody, rhythm, and lyrics.

Dune 2 cost 190m, this shitheap cost 180m

The power of 1, the power of 2, the power of 180 million dollars.

The Vespa chase scene isn't even the worst chase scene in Star Wars. The scene from the Obi-Wan Kenobi series was much worse. Trained bounty hunters running into clearly visible obstacles and comically let her escape through narrow paths that they could easily fit through until Leia runs right up to her pursuers and they capture her anyway. This is also the same series where Obi-Wan smuggles that same child out of a top secret Imperial Prison using the old child in a trenchcoat technique.

Being stabbed by a knife has proven to be more lethal than a lightsaber in Disney Star Wars. Wild times.

It's funny how Disney bought a money printing machine and somehow managed to eff it up

This is what happens when writers grow up believing that their shit does not stink.

Pretty embarrassing for Disney to print an article calling fans embarrassing for not liking this atrocious show.

OSHA survived the fire and grew up to spend her life improving workplace safety for others.

We used to absolutely hate on Jar-Jar Binks... we never knew how truly good we had it.

Dont hate watch it people, disney need to be punished with as low viewing numbers as possible.

Me looking at Jar Jar in the prequels; "Perhaps I treated you too harshly..."

The Acolyte feels like Star Wars fanfiction written by a 13 year old girl who's read way too much Harry Potter.

Disney really said: "You thought the Sequels were bad? Wait for it lmao"

Everyone was worried about the Sith, meanwhile Mickey Mouse was plotting in the corner

Dude spends a decade in a force field, meditating, somehow lives without eating, drinking or pooping, gets talked into killing himself in 30 seconds, saying "I've been expecting you, Mae." Mae, NOT Osha! Meaning he KNEW Mae survived...and he tells no one????!!! Especially the grieving sister?!? There's no coming back from such idiotic writing.

*star wars lying on the ground dead*
*Disney poking a stick at the corpse*
"Why isn't it making money?!"

2:25   Machine wakes up
2:37   Claw goes down for the first time, fails
2:58   Claw begins to move, cut out
3:05   Claw moves firstly from left to right, then from front to back
3:19   Claw lightly adjusts its location
11:24 Claw stumbles a little, but succedes in traversing the box
11:33 Claw tries for the second time, fails, but is slowly learning, then goes to default location
12:51 Claw tries to position itself more precisely
13:11 Claw's third attempt is a complete failure, goes back to meditate a little
14:44 Claw tries a different approach
14:52 Fourth and last attempt for the Holy Grail, fails, but shows promise

"This isn't about good or bad, this is about power". Running this as one of their big marketing lines is unbelievably ironic.

The claw machine trying and failing to pick up the blender cups is far more well-written than Acolyte.