The actual phrase is, "Over the teeth, past the gums, watch out stomach here it comes."

the line "It started off fine... and then it was on fire" perfectly sums up human society

Fun fact, the cinnamon challenge is just one version of an old challenge that varies slightly depending on the world region. Go to middle east for example, there you'll hear about the cumin challenge. The constant is that it's a food powder

I love how every person reacting to the second short instantly goes from "How are you so calm about that much smoke!??" to "Okay... I've been in this position before, and I totally get it now..."

I'm guessing with the guy who drank bleach that he didn't notice the taste in time due to panic from choking.

The lawn light one, I think its funny people are horrified by the implied spousal abuse... but miss the subtext of "what are the chances I can make it back for dinner?"

Because she EXPECTS him to be back by then. Or ELSE.

Never do anything you don’t want to explain to the EMT.

imagine how impressive his stories could be if he had a hollywood budget, actors, stages, and props

14:16 my hypothesis is that alcohol levels at certain point usually make it extremley hard for bowels to hold whats inside plus the usual removal of inhibitors that make us "civilized" so we have the animal that REALLY good at throwing stuff plus stinky contrabanded projectiles right there

to be fair, monkeys don’t normally fling poop, it’s a problem caused by captivity, so when super stressed and suffering zoochosis and such from being imprisoned and enslaved in zoos and others like that…

I'm the Naptime type diabetic if my blood sugar drops to low I'm down for the count

20:20 That's a phrase indeed

8:33 not LITERALLY gums, but an older expression to just mean, inside the mouth.

"A little rowdy"
Yeah "little" is doing too much lifting for the summary of what actually happened 😅

12:31 BLOOD FOR THE TILE GODS!!!

Argon Surgerunner You always make reaction videos feel fresh.

14:08 It's the closest form of ammunition that we have access too. And since our ape ancestors used it as ammunition too we already know it works.

I would like to say I was very polite to the emt when I was in a lot of pain even when he was condescending to me about my ‘rolled ankle’. Got a little less polite when he forced me to walk on it. Definitely wasn’t polite talking about him the next day when I was informed I actually shattered my leg and was currently experiencing complications that would delay my surgery because I wasn’t taken to the hospital immediately.
Shoutout to the trainee emt that was with him tho, she did her best to advocate for me after I’d gone into shock.

Never been this early in my life, what a god tier refresh

13:00 I think it would be good to call his lawyer either way to be safe. At least if you have the money.