FAQ's:

1. No, I don't work there.  I already have a day job.

2. No, the employees don't ask me what I'm doing.  They've never asked me to stop, either.  Have you ever worked in retail?  I have.  If I saw somebody doing this, I would absolutely NOT interrupt them.

3. No, the employees don't get excited when I walk in.

4. No, my arm doesn't get tired from holding the phone like that.

5. No, I will not strap on a GoPro or any other Inspector-Gadget-style device to make these videos.  That's just weird-looking and totally not something I care to do.

6. No, I didn't place that thing incorrectly or leave that other thing in its spot just to bother you.

7. Yes, I probably should find something better to do. Perhaps I can spend my time watching someone do this on YouTube.

8. No, I don't know how long it's going to be before I do another one of those videos that you like better than this, but I'm sure it's coming soon.

9. No, I don't want to whisper these videos. Even for me, that feels weird and uncomfortable.

10. No, I really don't care what other people think when they see me doing this.

11. They aren't paying a bunch of people to sit and watch me on the security camera, so no, nobody's discussing what I'm doing.

12. Yes, I truly do this because it makes me happy.

13. No, I don't have OCD...not even the self-diagnosed variety.

14. No, the employees never thank me for doing this.

15.  Saying "flavor" rather than "scent" is a running joke. People complained about it, so I will now do it for all of eternity.

16.  No, no one in the store has ever offered me a job after seeing me do this.

17.  Yes, it’s SUPER expensive.

18.  Yes, it’s SUPER inexpensive.

Now that that's settled, we can sit back and just enjoy the video. 😊 ❤

My daughter and I were at dollar tree yesterday and I started organizing a shelf and my daughter came around the corner and said “ oh my God, you’re not Mary, mom!” 😂

Maaaaann!! I was a millisecond from falling asleep and I heard “we have fish flavoured soap”. I am now wide awake 😂

"What if a scumbag takes a shower with it? Do they just go down the drain?" I want to say, yes. Yes, they do. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

As a former cashier who also had to do this kinda stuff I’d be so happy to see this. Sometimes the store would be so busy so I’d be stuck at the front the whole time and my boss would get mad at me if he saw the shelves all messy

this is such a fun use of free will LOL.

'What if a scumbag takes a shower with it😂❤️'
Love ya Mary!😂❤️

I dang near spit out my drink with the “scumbag” comment!!! It was an immediate follow for me!!

“Trying to shower with a contact lens” make me wake my husband laughing 😂❤

Please dont ever change the way you talk , it is more soothing than whispers blasted into our ears ❤

5:38 calling the soaps "lil fella" made my whole life. Keep doin what ur doin please. 👍

OK, " if a scumbag used this, would he go down the drain"  I laughed so hard I woke up the house 😂 Mary you are priceless

10:52 how are southern women so witty 😂😂

The crinkling of the dial packages was the best sound ever!

10:49 'take two showers with this and then it'll be like trying to shower with a contact lense'
cracked me up xD

the shrinkflation on the bar soaps is so real sadly lol, its why i always let ppl know its not always cheaper at the dollar store to buy a single box. I've seen some for as low as .75 cents at walmart & other grocery stores.

i like how kindly you speak to the products. it makes me feel happy

The crinkle of the plastic soap packaging is just 🤌

Weirdly enough, for someone whose job is essentially spending 4 hours a shift doing exactly this through multiple aisles of a shop, this is actually really relaxing. I always think of these videos whenever i’m organising the health and beauty section lol.

i loooove when you refer to scents as flavors, boring people just doesn't get the vibe 🥳