FAQ's:

1. No, I don't work there.  I already have a day job.

2. No, the employees don't ask me what I'm doing.  They've never asked me to stop, either.  Have you ever worked in retail?  I have.  If I saw somebody doing this, I would absolutely NOT interrupt them.  I'd probably buy them their beverage and/or snack of choice and then ask if I could give 'em a hug.

3. No, the employees don't get excited when I walk in.

4. No, my arm doesn't get tired from holding the phone like that.

5. No, I will not don a GoPro, Meta glasses, or any other Inspector-Gadget-style device to make these videos.  That's just weird-looking and not something I care to do.

6. No, I didn't place that thing incorrectly just to bother you.

7. Yes, I probably should find something better to do. Perhaps I can spend my time watching someone do this on YouTube.

8. No, I don't know how long it's going to be before I do another one of those videos that you like better than this, but I'm sure it's coming soon.

9. No, I don't want to whisper these videos. Even for me, that feels weird and uncomfortable.

10. No, I really don't care what other people think when they see me doing this.

11. They aren't paying a bunch of people to sit and watch me on the security camera, so no, they're not discussing what I'm doing.

12. Yes, I truly do this because it makes me happy.

13. No, I don't have OCD...not even the self-diagnosed variety.

14. No, the employees never thank me for doing this. I doubt they ever even notice.

15.  Saying "flavor" rather than "scent" is a running joke. People complained about it, so I will now do it for all of eternity.

16.  No, no one in the store has ever offered me a job after seeing me do this.

17.  Yes, it’s SUPER expensive.

18.  Yes, it’s SUPER inexpensive.

Now that that's settled, we can sit back and just enjoy the video. 😊 ❤

The snort I snooted at "only if it had a good time" was unholy.  And that was in the first 30 seconds! 😂😂

‘It doesn’t mean for tits and ass’ 😅😅😅
You were in fine form today Mary 😂😂😂

She had me rolling right off the bat, I was like did I hear that right? 😂

Mary are you aware that you have started a massive asmr trend? I see SO many dollar tree soap organizations vids on tik tok and you’re the original. Your impact 👸🏼 ✨✨✨✨

I laughed, I cried, I dozed off!! ... lol 😆 ... another great video, ty Mary!

Coast:
the eye opener: ☑️
the eye soapener: ❌

The way you say oil. OHHL 🤣 I adore you. For so many reasons.

Miss ma'am we are like 30 seconds in omg 😂

I decided to stop by a dollar tree to do some organizing myself and I must have picked the most organized DollarTree in the country because there was not a product out of place 😂

16:17 Not the T&A 😅

0:11 she’s reminiscing 😂😂😂😅

Came for the tingles. Stayed for the humor. 😂

Mary, stop, you're killing me late at night with the askew 😂

You’re a hoot thank you!

mary your quips kill me 💀 laughing myself to sleep :') <3

I'm so happy I've found this channel

For someone with so much anxiety. These are amazing for relaxation. I love your videos and you are so funny I love it

The way you said "the squirt chewing gum" lol had to watch it several times and laughed more 😆

I just wanted to tell you that you are my favorite asmr person.   You're beautiful, witty, and funny!! I just love your sense of humor!! 😂  thank you!!