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You can now listen to the audio from my videos everywhere you listen to stuff! ffm.to/southernasmrsounds
Check out my vlog channel, "Everyday Mary"! @everydaymary
Nail Color: one coat of Orly rubberized base coat, two coats of Sally Hansen Insta-Dri nail polish, "ASAP Apple," and one coat of LA Colors quick gloss top coat.
We're going to make the soap section of Dollar Tree look beautiful in this video! I hope you enjoy it. :)
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1. No, I don't work there. I already have a day job.
2. No, the employees don't ask me what I'm doing. They've never asked me to stop, either. They walk right past me all the time. Have you ever worked in retail? I have. If I had ever seen somebody doing this, I'd have kicked the butt of anybody who tried to stop them.
3. No, the employees don't get excited when I walk in.
4. No, my arm doesn't get tired from holding the phone like that.
5. No, I will not strap on a GoPro, Meta glasses, or any other Inspector-Gadget-style device to make these videos. That's just weird-looking and totally not something I care to do.
6. No, I didn't place that thing incorrectly or leave that other thing in its spot just to bother you. I also don't have a DeLorean or a Flux Capacitor, so I'm unable to build a time machine and go back and fix whatever it is that's bothering you. This may be stating the obvious, but I'm not there anymore, and time has moved on. Maybe we should, too.
7. Yes, I probably should find something better to do. Perhaps I can spend my time watching someone do this on YouTube.
8. No, I don't know how long it's going to be before I do another one of those videos that you like better than this, but I'm sure it's coming soon.
9. No, I don't want to whisper these videos. Even for me, that feels weird and uncomfortable.
10. No, I really don't care what other people think when they see me doing this.
11. They aren't paying a bunch of people to sit and watch me on the security camera, so no, nobody's discussing what I'm doing.
12. Yes, I truly do this because it makes me happy.
13. No, I don't have OCD...not even the self-diagnosed variety.
14. No, the employees never thank me for doing this.
15. Saying "flavor" rather than "scent" is a running joke. People complained about it, so I will now do it for all of eternity.
16. No, no one in the store has ever offered me a job after seeing me do this.
17. Yes, it’s SUPER expensive.
18. Yes, it’s SUPER inexpensive.
Now that that's settled, we can sit back and just enjoy the video. 😊 ❤