6:15 she knew she'd get vtuber reactions 😂😂 gotcha 😂

In Germany men have those ironic short conversations that go like this: "Und sonst so?" "Muss, ne"
Roughly translates to: "How is it going?" "It has to"
Basicly It doesnt matter if its going good or bad, because it has to.

Where did it all go wrong?
It all started at the day of my birth where both my parents failed to show up

I thought I was bad, but I now have confirmation that I am not NEARLY as fucked up as I thought.
WTF.

6:20 what do you mean, Cypress doesn't love me?!

Most women who say they want a man who’s 6'3” don’t actually know how tall that is. I can’t remember the video, but it’s the one where people are asked to show their preferred height using a measuring tape, and they have to stop at where they think that height is. You should look it up, it could be a fun video to react to

There's an old phrase, though I'm pretty sure it still gets said plenty these days too, "Never stick it in crazy." The opposite also applies, "Never let crazy stick it in you." Came to mind at the "met a girl at the psych ward" comment... one of the two of them dodged a bullet, and I don't think it matters who.

6:01 the hardest I’ve laughed all day

5:56 Man, I got called out. 😭

We haven't been fine for almost a decade now.

0:14 "Welcome back in hell" is a good description.....

The birth of Slaanesh is close....I just know it

6:01 She knows people too much.

"Lke that little anime girl you watch in the corner of your screen; only - she loves you back" :D

32:33 it's so true. About 10 years ago in Hong Kong I was friends with my co-worker and he took me out to a gay bar after I had a messy breakup with my long time girlfriend. It was the best night out I've ever had, I got propositioned like 5 times and it made me feel so good about myself, everyone was having a great time and it was such a positive fun atmosphere, made me wish I was gay

For most of this video I was like:  What. The fuck. Is this?

Then I got to "women gentrifying incels" and laughed so hard.

Not 3 seconds in: Cypress absolute face of disgust 😂😂😂😂

Poor Cypress. Scarred for life.

As if we didn't manage that already.

Us Men? We are SIMPLE. Now... "Simple" doesn't mean we are "Stupid". It means we are "Uncomplicated"
PRIME EXAMPLE: Us men hear "Fart Joke". Us men laugh. Happy Times are had.

18:00 we pray for you, Cypress, we pray for you.