A 100% waterproof nugget? Finally the Sank Pod

"My deepest toyota corollances" already a gold

At a certain point, they stop being speakers and they become a miscellaneous device with a speaker component.

"OH! Who lives on a desk next to the 1grit" "Spongebob Corpse with a Duck in it!"

That Spongebob speaker deserves to be saved. It was the best of the bunch, and it was fairly cromulent as a bass heavy speaker

"Actual friend for the 1 grit
A Spongebob corpse with a duck in it."

BARS.

The Pony even sounds like a real pony! It's just what I wanted!!!

Like others said, that spongebob speaker wasn't half bad. If I had been a kid that liked spongebob, I probably would have been pretty chuffed at getting that speaker as a gift. Especially because it's actually waterproof.

spongebob speaker: genuinely good, just has spob's face on it for some reason
dankpods: drowns him

The SpongeBob speaker sounded the least worse

Ok, but the spongebob nugget was surprisingly cromulent. USB C was a nice surprise, too.

The thumbnail is physically impossible to scroll away.

8:20 the cut from the normal speaker to the Craig barely making sound fucking SENT me

10:19 The talisman returns!

Dank re-enacting "The Bully" episode from SpongeBob trying to grit him but can't.

21:25 the fact it sounds as horrifying as it looks

Unironically, I'd use the spongebob speaker.

I remember walmart selling tshirts that had speakers embedded into the fabric when I was a kid back in the mid 2000's-early 2010's

6:25 After looking up the address on Streetview, the very first thing I see is a huge red banner saying "Warehouse for sublease". I guess Craig got so big, they could afford to move into a bigger office :)

"When the battery is full, it goes from green to red."
Idk why but that was the funniest part of this for me. Everything that encapsulates these nuggets is in that statement.