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Try Not To Cringe: Christian Thirst Traps

Becauseimmissy_

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Hey my name is Missy! I make cringe comedy videos on Tiktok/Instagram and now Im carrying my cringe to YouTube LOL RIP. Please consider subscribing if you enjoy laughing with/at me :) I'm even more annoying on Tiktok / Instagram:

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Chapters:
0:00 Intro
0:28 Mormon Aura Farming
2:13 Red Water Aura Farming
3:35 Jump Roping For Jesus
5:30 Chest Piece Youth Pastor
8:24 F Boy For Jesus
9:53 Samurai Swords for Christ
10:49 Hole in the Wall for the Bible
12:01 Christian Merch
17:07 Mega Church Mega Ceremony
19:23 God Made Kitkats
20:48 Jesus in Stitch

20 Comments

@Mintzik 1 month ago

Shirtless youth pastor dude 100% gives off 'searching for my future wife at the high school gates' energy.

@cattony7479 1 month ago

My goal in life is to not be featured by Missy for being a weirdo.

@akaErma 1 month ago

As Jesus said: It is easier for a man to do jump rope backflips for God than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

@AbbyHam-s6r 1 month ago

Someone go through that youth pastor’s computer, please. Thank you.

@Lispylisperson 1 month ago

That first one is satire, I follow those guys on instagram and they’re hilarious

@sunkrepich2685 1 month ago

Every time I hear someone call the Jesus story of the bread and fishes as "Jesus doing a mukbang" a little bit of my religious trauma heals itself.

@mariposahoney333 1 month ago

Jump Rope bro is giving HARD Utah Mormon energy.

@cambowsher0613 1 month ago

That youth pastor saying “it's cool to be different, it's cool to be weird” as it Christianity is the most followed religion in the world

@bellerose7796 1 month ago (edited)

You may not know exactly when a religious man has a gay experience, but there sure will be signs...

@Skatingnugget 1 month ago

The youth pastor should NOT be shirtless and in a towel. This is TikTok, not the beach. Makes me fear how he would be with the youngins that he’s trying to disciple. Clearly lacks the skills of the jump rope guy

@Reverse_Cowgirl-cat 1 month ago

Youth pastor is giving "hey y'all, I'm ready to commit statutory." ✌️

@karamcarthur7054 1 month ago

The jump rope dude was definitely homeschooled.

@LadyEowyn 1 month ago

"The devil doesn't want you to know that God created kitkats" was genuinely funny.

@soywxdit8262 1 month ago

1:18 whenever i see a mormon im like "what a cool the book of mormon cosplay" then i remember it is an actual religion😭

@Khi.khi.kittycat 1 month ago

If you can't go as hard as jump rope guy to convince me to not be pagan anymore I don't wanna hear it lmao

@vintagearisen 1 month ago

Reading the verse with your dogs out was DIABOLICAL LMAO

@briannagacha2170 1 month ago

When she said “Christian version of viral e boy thirst traps” my brain immediately went to that one “pov im getting arrested tik tok” only for her to have the same thoughts as me lol💀💀💀

@nCr-n-1 1 month ago

Ah yes...The undying tradition of trying to convert other people by ANY MEANS NECESSARY. Honestly...Look at the painting of saints because they be doing aura farm in the ancient times.

@elenkindlova9124 1 month ago

I've been getting SO MANY mormon ads Its not even funny ... They are onto my gay ass

@shelbs9143 1 month ago

Anytime a guy like this is in the “Youth Group,” couldn’t make it anywhere else. He couldn’t be the “hottest guy,” an actor, a singer, workout guru anywhere… so youth group it is!