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Try Not To Cringe: Hustle Culture

Becauseimmissy_

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Hey my name is Missy! I make cringe comedy videos on Tiktok/Instagram and now Im carrying my cringe to YouTube LOL RIP. Please consider subscribing if you enjoy laughing with/at me :) I'm even more annoying on Tiktok / Instagram:

Tiktok: becauseimmissy_
Instagram: becauseimmissy
Linktree (all links here): https://linktr.ee/BecauseImMissy

Chapters:
0:00 Intro
0:25 Day Trader Morning Routine
4:32 Pickleball to pay off debt
6:42 Rocket Money
8:12 Sales Gurus
12:27 Peak Male Lifestyle & AI Startups
16:49 Compress Time / Grindset
18:59 F Students are Genius Entrepreneurs
20:10 MLM Party Gone Wrong
21:44 Finance Bro Larping

20 Comments

@akaErma 1 month ago

The secret to their success is ✨credit card debt ✨

@allecarolgam 1 month ago

19:21 They love to bash education, because if everyone were well-educated, no one would fall for their nonsense 😂

@bannedaxolotl 1 month ago

The worst thing is that none of these scams are new, They just keep getting new marks.

@joedavenport2477 1 month ago

Day trading is just a fancy form of gambling. And the house ALWAYS wins.

@ogome24 1 month ago (edited)

ngl but finance bros literally saw the wolf of wall street once and completely had the message of the movie fly over their heads. like did they not even see the ending of the movie at all?! or read the story of the real life jordan belfort? 💀💀💀

@NickWildingOut 1 month ago

Damn Missy, you're feeding your audience more than the United States feeds it's citizens

@SiKofWatIC 1 month ago

Miami guy HAS to be satire.....lmao. That dude is busted too hard to be serious lol.

@rachelb2717 1 month ago (edited)

Im an accountant and im currently working on my MBA. Last time I was at the club some man came up to me and tried to explain what day trading was. I was line for the bathroom so I was stuck there. I just let him keep going for a while. He was just saying random business jargon incorrectly. I finally told him what I did after he shut up.

The look of panic on his face was 10/10. The actual finance bros in my rave group thought it was hilarious. I promise I can wear a mini skirt and also add numbers together lol

@crazylegger 1 month ago

LOL. It's like these guys don't actually talk to women. Women run marathons, do cold plunges, and drink electrolytes.

@bigratphd 1 month ago

I simply can't believe that guy in chapter 2 is real. The outfits, the delivery, the mic quality, every detail is transcendent. Incredible specimen, thanks for bringing him to our attention.

@5ameeh 1 month ago

Tech bros don’t know what their AI startup does lol. They’re just planning to ask AI how to use it once it has been created

@sabraena 1 month ago

11:13 this guy has the worst speaking cadence/voice for him to roleplay being a finance bro motivator 😭

@the_agate_gate3782 1 month ago

8:35 “As a full-grown man” as he walks up looking like a middle schooler who overslept and had to rush getting ready for school. 😂

@robinsmith8817 1 month ago

1:32 It took him a solid hour to get out of the elevator and down the hallway, I'm not taking this guy's productivity advice.

@someguyonyoutube-b9w 1 month ago

1:45 I love how film bros got super-defensive at every critic who accused The Wolf of Wall Street of depicting Jordan Belfort as cool and aspirational twelve years ago, insisting that “only an idiot would think his horrible life was desirable!”

😒 And now you’ve got finance bros who openly worship him and mimic scenes from the movie.

@daytime-denier 1 month ago

The idea of hyper-grinding forever is my own personal hell.

Like
I know why the idea of the slow life is demonized (capitalistic propaganda)
But holy hell, it shouldnt be this easy to convince entire generations that they should dream of labor.

@vikimelka 1 month ago

My mom, 40+ single mom librarian, is now into stock market shit 😭 and she has the hustle bro mentality and always says their motivational quotas to me and expects me to take her seriously 😭😭😭 I WISH I was kidding