Jacob went through one of the most devastating character assassinations I've ever seen in any film since all of existence.

Bella: has unprotected sex once, gets pregnant, dies

The coach from mean girls: 👁️👄👁️

Imagine falling in love with a vampire when you are 18... then he bites you, and you're stuck in an eternal relationship with the kind of guy you liked when you were 18...
This is PURE horror.

Edward is naturally okay with Jacob dating a Toddler. It's still a smaller age gap than between him and Bella

The CGI child is consistently the scariest thing of this movie. She gives off uncanny valley the entire time

She could have just gone with "vampires are rich cuz they're old and don't need to spend money on necessities and that adds up" but the actual canon reason the Cullens are rich is cuz Alice uses her future seeing powers to cheat the stock market. I think they are straight up the third richest fictional characters ever, behind only Batman and scrooge mcduck

Bella having sex one time, getting pregnant, and then actually dying is an accurate representation of mormon sex ed, speaking as a former mormon. All it's missing is guys blaming their hard-ons on bare shoulders.

The imprinting part made Taylor Lautner rethink his part in that franchise.

They actually toned it down form the book because he allegedly threatened to leave the set.

I remember my friend telling me that Bella’s “you named my baby after the Loch Ness monster?!” Was “the most emotion Bella showed in all the twilight movies”

My favorite thing about twilight is how EVERY vampire in media afterwards has to make a point that they do not sparkle.

always laughed my ass off at “do you think Bella is gonna be showing? 😝” “ Jess! she is not pregnant.”  “pmmph okay.. who else gets married at 18? 🤨”

Imagine being Renesme, dating Jacob, and having him offhand drop that he almost dated your mom. I would actually perish on the spot.

Everyone seems to forget the scene where Edward walks in after and reads jacobs mind to find out he imprinted on his child and knocks his ass into a wall 😭💀 it makes the scene 100x funnier they should’ve left it in

Wow I hadn't realized before just how Mormon this series is. The obsession with marriage, the fear of sexuality while being deeply desperate for sexuality, the tacit endorsement of child brides. It's really all there.

Edward and Bella's butt ugly 404 error of a daughter could've been so much worse. Cause their original plan was for it to be portrayed with the most hauntingly terrible animatronic ever seen by man.

The fact that he learned, like, GOOD Portuguese for this movie is unbelievably funny to me. Robert Pattinson has never once done anything less than the most and he's so real for that. When I heard he was going to be batman I was like, yeah. You need someone who's going to do the most. Makes sense.

I guarantee that they made Bella's kid age so rapidly so the plot of Jacob being with her romantically would be legal

carlisle has a net worth of 34.1 billion because alice can predict the stock market thats why they're insanely rich

You can't compare one-punch man to bella. bella didn't do anything to earn her power, Saitama did 100 push ups, 100 sit ups, and ran 100 miles everyday until his hair fell out.

Twilight suddenly becoming an anti abortion movie might be one of the funniest twists of all cinima.