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G G7 C D7 :) hope this helps xo ~

That apology video just wouldn't END. Every time I thought she was done she just. kept. going.

This was the “go on girl, give us nothing” of apology videos when it comes to actual accountability.

I think the thing that pisses me off the most about her 'apology' is every time she started owning up to her actions, she was like 'oh I guess you don't care' youre a disgusting human being Colleen

Imagine being in court for your murder trial where you slaughtered a dozen people, then the judge asks you "do you have remorse for this horrific crime you've committed?" and you whip out a ukulele and start singing a song that blames the victims

"toxic gossip train" is crazy because there's photographic evidence that she was grooming kids. that isn't gossip, girl 😭

colleen: i took accountability
also colleen: i did nothing wrong!
ALSO colleen: everybody makes mistakes. sorry mr perfect 🙄

the fact that she had plenty of adult fans who she could've tried to befriend BUT SHE CHOSE TO TALK TO KIDS

Judge: "Miss Colleen Ballinger, for the crime of soliciting a minor, how do you plead?"

Colleen, pulling out a ukelele: "MUSICALLY!"

The fact that she’s excusing grooming children by making herself a victim is so sickening

The fact that she didn’t tell us how it’s “gossip” and “not true”. She pretty much just looked at the allegations, the mass amounts of screenshots and credible evidence, picked up a ukelele and went “NUH UH”

What's insane to me is the absolute 0 amount of self awareness. This grown woman, wrote lyrics, created a beat, practiced the song, memorized the lyrics, probably did multiple takes at the video. And throughout all of that not once did the thought "maybe I'm doing too much not apologizing" "maybe no one is gonna take me seriously saying I'm not a groomer". And absolutely thought what she was doing was fine the whole time.

13:26 didn’t know we were getting a remix

Her pulling out the ukulele was like getting hit by a toxic gossip train

she didn’t take accountability, she was justifying her actions.

Youtube apologies have officially evolved from "I'm sorry I got caught" to "It's your fault for feeling that way"

13:49  IMMA CHECK OUT HER MUSIC AFTER THIS

1. Thanks for pointing out the filter. That’s such a silly way to try to make her look more soft and likable (in my opinion).
2. You figuring out and rewriting her little song is iconic, love that

Gabi harmonizing her rebuttals with Colleen is honestly gold

Coleen is living proof of an old saying "Its better keep your mouth shut and let people think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove them right