We're Britsh.  We're not angry, we're just disappointed...

Frankie Boyle: "In Scotland the word f*cking is just an anouncement that a noun is on the way."

I love using the insult, "muppet". It's so patronisingly satisfying. Repeat after me; "You silly muppet".

As a Brit, I am proud of the diverse language we use when dealing with idiots.

Did no one say bellend? I feel that’s one of our favourites in the U.K.

"Aha ha, ha, ha" Only a flesh wound!

A brits greatest weapon is sarcasm and creative swearing 😂

I called a taxi driver a bloody knob head during my driving test. I drove around the corner and the examiner said "yes that taxi driver was a knob head" and laughed. I passed too lol. Xxx

I never realised I needed an American to laugh at our road rage to appreciate it more 😂😂

I feel like the thing that sets brits apart when it comes to situations like this is that we just sound disappointed. Not angry or upset or hysterical, just resigned to other people's stupidity 😂

On behalf of other brits, thank you for appreciating us

I'm so proud to be British. The road rage we have is hilarious!

Brits are famously good at inventing brilliant swear words and insults - it’s a gift 🇬🇧

Flamboyant swearing is an art form we Brits are proud to excel at!

I'm female (old now) of British descent and only swear when I'm angry or in shock (doesn't go down well with some people coming from an old duck!). But I remember once in my 20s letting rip with the F word and then apologising to my foreign boyfriend. Instead of being shocked he asked me to repeat it as "it sounded so elegant the way you said it"!

As a UK citizen, I am so proud of my fellow swearing brits.... brings a tear to my eye.... and yes, bellend is quintessential hahaha

Swearing for Brits in these circumstances is mainly about tension release

As someone who rides a motorbike I can tell you people just don't look and even if they know we're coming, they'll still try to cut us off in order to shave off 3 seconds of their journey. Just before christmas, a guy flew out of a side entrance in reverse and nearly rammed into the side my bike. Luckily, I swerved out the way just in time. Both myself and another car who saw it honked at him. All sorts of language was used that day 😅 not that he could hear it but he saw my head turned in his direction as I continued on. He did come and apologise afterwards when we headed up into the multistory car park but he was talking like he had accidentally knocked my coffee out of my hand and not that he almost killed me. I just said "dude" and walked off, I was shaking for 10 minutes straight due to the adrenaline, so I grabbed a Starbucks and told my boss and coworkers what happened. Unbelievably this happened to me twice within a few weeks in the same spot near the car park, couldn't believe it. Except the driver flew out from the opposite side road and didn't bother to check. People just don't think.

It's great to have a good swear. My wife's language is akin to a glaswegian dockworker with tourettes.

Brit here. We are trained to swear from birth, and are sent to nursery, funded by the government, at two years old to give us an early start before school. At school, they really double down the efforts to enhance the child’s curse vocabulary until they leave at 16 ready to face the world. You can’t pass your driving test until you prove you know more than 50 curse words and use them appropriately. Now you know