bro tone down the youtuber voice and try to make actual jokes for once.

To clarify on Lucas: his island had no concept of money until Porky invaded and implemented taxes on the place, so yeah, Lucas definitely doesn't pay taxes.

Funnily enough we kinda have actually seen Bayonetta paying taxes. In the second game which her base skin in smash is we see her shopping in New York which has sales tax

Ridley definitelt knows what money is, he's a pirate, he just doesn't care about taxes, he's a pirate.

Joker would probably infiltrate the IRS’s palace to avoid his taxes.

Plot twist: the actual IRS worker from Duck Hunt is the third guy using the NES Zapper. Going hunting is just his hobby.

In defense of Chrom, the man isn't stupid, just a bit 'specilized' in his knowledge. You better believe he has Robin handling all of his economy stuff. In fact, I'd say Male Robin is IRS.

They actually did bring Samus paying taxes up in cut dialogue from fusion, mentioning how Samus was exempt from paying her taxes for her bounty hunter work with the situation being: “So do I have to pay for this new ship” “Nah the Federation will handle it, just like your taxes, we still owe you after all” (Samus usually does the Federation missions for cheap). Not to mention in multiple canon appearances of her she is LITERALLY A POLICE OFFICER COLLECTING TAXES. She is the ENTIRITY of Metroids IRS

The problem with Sonic is that wasn't his house. It was actually Tails' house. Not only that Tails actually has a lab as another building and that's not even counting the workshop Tails has in Sonic adventure.

Sonic Team have stated that Sonic doesn't have a house. He is literally bumming around at the speed of sound. Though both Sonic and Tails are underage with Sonic being 15 and Tails being 8, Sonic should be in the never paid taxes tier, but Tails owning multiple buildings make it a bit tricky to determine.

Pit doesn't even know how to read he would look at the 1090 forms like there hieroglyphics💀

Kirby dont pay taxes, he eats taxes

Uhhh the mii gunner never pays taxes, the mii brawler probably pays taxes… and the sword fighter avoids paying taxes.

thank you for coming to my ted talk

11:45 Shulk’s job is research and weapon development. He canonically makes multiple weapons

Kirby literally beat King Dedede up to avoid a tax on food. My guy is not only not paying taxes, but he's going to kill you if you tax people

I assume Kazuya previously paid taxes, only to stop once he took control of the Zaibatsu, and after dying and being brought back to life like 20 years later, he's probably still legally considered dead and isn't taxed

5:59 Actually, Sonic is canonically homeless. Though we know he has money considering he's seen eating chilling dogs and buys Chip ice cream in Sonic Unleash, we know he at least doesn't pay property taxes.

Hello, I am here to apply my Fire Emblem autism.

Ike canonically pays taxes.

In Fire Emblem Engage, Soren, Ike's tactician, explicitly states in a conversation that, because the commonfolk pay their taxes, it's expected that the royals fight to protect their kingdoms (the specific line is "That's what taxes pay for"). And while Soren might be the one in charge of doing the taxes, Ike is the leader of the group and Soren never hides anything from him, so Ike understands and pays taxes.

OBJECTION! Kirby was put in the “Has no concept of money” tier. However, he owns a house, had multiple jobs in the anime, and in Forgotten Land, he can purchase items using coins he obtains from levels. Therefore, he is more likely to either have paid taxes, or avoid paying taxes.

Joker: IM HERE TO SELL YOUR HEART IRS ......where is it

Snake was a soldier in the US Military... he absolutely paid taxes at least for that stint of time. Then he retired, bought a cabin in Alaska, and mushed huskies. He owned a cabin in a US state he paid taxes there, too. Now, the later quarter of his life, he avoided them, but that was because he was actively on the run. However, the version of Snake in Smash lands squarely in the yes he's paid taxes bracket. Him being a soldier for the US Military is literally all you needed to put him in, yes.