I saw this video and I was like “omg that looks so fun; it reminds me of that persona vs bear video!” I click on the video and I am met with a familiar voice. Lo and behold it’s the god damn bear guy.

Why does this guy sound like Sonic, MatPat, and every shonen anime character combined?

I would personally boost Yosuke up a tier considering that him working retail and living with teddie in his closet arguably gives him training for this exact circumstance, therefore making him the most well equipped out of the entire cast.

Both Mitsuru and Haru could just sue the hell out of the establishment. Money is truly the ultimate weapon.

(Freddy walking into an empty security office): “where’s the security gau-“
From behind: “ I’LL REVEAL YOUR TRUE FORM “

Fun fact about Haru which is sourced from dancing star night: Technology is weak to Haru, which means she’ll either blow up the security monitor dooming her run or blow up the animatronics, which dooms her job but at least she’s alive.

I am convinced Akihiko gets arrested after the morning crew finds him after mauling the animatronics

Alternative take for Makoto Yuki: He doesn't care enough to be scared or be affected by the situation and just decides to finish it all anyway

Ok but Yusuke would one-hundred percent befriend the animatronics by complete accident, bro is would just be so fascinated by them that they would inevitably be fascinated by him in turn

I can now only imagine Adachi wearing a yellow rabbit suit, in a screaming match/ argument with Akechi, when suddenly KAZUMA KIRYU, THE DRAGON OF DOJIMA kicks down the door and beats Adachi to death for unrelated murders, pissing off Akechi.

Also, For Kiryu, The FNaF series would just be a recurring side-quest that ends with him beating the absolute SHIT out of Springtrap.
Then he'd drop some life advice or some shit then leave.
Tis' The Kiryu way.

Really appreciate recognizing miku as a totally canon persona character

Yusuke would befriend the animatronics just so he could paint them, and then would just steal food from the kitchen all week and get fired

Why does the thumbnail go so hard

Yosuke could totally survive 5 nights imo. He was practically the team's second leader, AND he has experience not only working a similar job but also working late nights. He also had to keep track of Teddie while doing his tasks at Junes, so the multi-tasking required to survive 5 nights is definitely something that Yosuke has in spades. That's just my opinion tho, and I enjoyed this video regardless!

FUN FACT: According to ACTUAL Blazblue lore Ragna is canonically afraid of ghosts because a ghost essentially ruined his and his siblings lives. So throwing him into FNAF without an arm is going to give him a nightmare.

Assuming it's Central Fiction Ragna however I think he'd befriend the animatronics because he's gonna hear "kids stuck in a machine" and sympathize because his sister is a kid stuck in a machine.

Imagine pitching this to your editor as “an easier one to make”

100% they try to stuff Teddie in an animatronic suit, but he's just chillin' in his bear costume so he doesn't fit, and they give up.

So while I respect the no powers thing, I do find the image of all of P4 Surviving the nights simply because they can jump into the TV to hide whenever needed to be a lot funnier

I love the idea of the animatronics expecting to have a standard night guard and then being absolutely baffled by these.