I love how you can see JUST when the writing started dipping off. Their conversations went from a jovial battle of wits to ye olde Beevus and Butthead.

"Imagine Stannis' terror!"
"I am trying."

The sarcasm is so thick you can cut it with a sword here.

I’ll never get over Varys death. Planning to commit treason in broad daylight is not the Spiders way

I love that Varys knows right away that Tyrion is lying about Theon lmao. Its so telling about how he thinks

Everyone always says no one roasted Vary better then Tyrion. But i truly believe Daenerys burned him better.

You can totally see how they have more banter going on at the beginning, and by the time they ran out of books, they reduced them to an overblown gag

What a shame, the way things ended. Truly.

"we don't have many books"
"we don't have many men" 😂

Varys and Tyrion in seasons 1-4: Some of the most compelling dialogue on TV.
After sasons 4: Cock and ball jokes.

Their chemistry was unique 😂😂

“I never said you were perfect”

Varys always delivers the best lines😂

"But the queen mustn't know"
Yeah, Varys knew Tyrion's game immediately 😂

Tyrion: Did you read it?
Varys: It's a sealed scroll for the King in the North!
Tyrion: So, what does it say?
Varys: Nothing good

I laughed up my coffee at that one.

“Theon Greyjoy 😐”

The writing dipped hard jeezus Christ

- I wish we could converse as two honest, intelligent men!
- I wish we could too.
- Where is the God of tits and wine?

“Oooooh the Queen mustn’t know, I love conversations that begin this way”

0:33 I love how Varys is instantly just baffled “this guy is either a fucking moron or messing with me”

1:15
"Imagina Stannis' terror."
"I am trying."

My late partner and I couldn't stop laughing at this scene when we watched it!  😂😂😂

I'd want to read a specific book filled entirely with nothing but the adventures and interactions of these two titled "The Dwarf and the Unic"