Bronn: "I've neer borrowed money before....I'm not clear on the rules" ...yup sounds like the perfect candidate for master of coin

"Just because I pay you for your services, doesn't diminish our friendship"

"Enhances it really"

"If I wanted wits, I'd marry you."

Remember: boobs are temporary, knowledge is forever.

"If I wanted wits I'd marry you"
Gold.

“I saw you kill a man with a shield, you’ll be unstoppable with an ax.”

Bronn had every faith in Tyrion’s survival skills, the only one who could even kill Tyrion is Bronn, and even when given a contract to do so, he didn’t. True friendship.

4:12 is exactly why Bronn didn't end up dead. He knew his limits, knew how to pick out his battles very carefully.

"Just because I pay you for your services doesn't diminish our friendship."
"Enhances it, really."
"Oh, 'enhances.' Fancy word for a sell-sword."
"Been spending time with fancy folks."

"We need a few more girls"

Tyrion: "Nope"
Bronn: "YES!"

"I  like you... I just like myself more."
That's basically me in a relationship.

Bronn: I've never borrowed money before, I'm not clear on the rules.
Also Bronn: master of coin

'You're an evil bastard with no conscience. That's what I liked about you in the first place.' Best duo in Game of Thrones in my opinion.

The best duos in Game of Thrones are always composed of morally dubious killers and little people.
Namely the Hound and Arya & Bronn and Tyrion

“Choped Wood once, nope I watched my brother chop wood” 😂😂

“It’s good to see you again” “Yeah, you too” honestly my favorite part of the whole series

If they gave them a mini series... that lasted 15 minutes... On adult swim... At 3 in the morning... I would still watch it...

"I don't even know how much I'm paying you now"
"Which means you can afford it."



Best point to be made in Thrones

I would definitely hire Bronn just for the evil notions.

“After an agreed upon period of time you return it with interest.”
“But what if I don’t?”
“Well you have to.”
“But what if I don’t?”
“And this is why I don’t lend you money.” 😂😂😂😂 friendship at its finest

I saw you kill a man with a shield, you'll be unstoppable with an axe

The Smartass and the Sharp-witted silver-tongue. I'll leave the rest to figure out who's who.