I love when he's like "I grew up with a kid..." or "there was this dude in our town" because you never know what's going to come next lol

I'm pretty sure Theo Von is a secret genius pretending to be a lovable dumb guy and he's able to fool everybody with the mullet.

“Who better to do relationship advice than somebody that’s trans, someone that has a relationship going on in their body”
Had me dying! Great quote

Shane and Theo together on tour. Holy fuck.

Theo Von is the real life Joe Dirt

"I went to a poison ivy league school. I was itchin' to get outta there."
That was amazing.

Theo never disappoints, that transgender joke almost killed me lol

"I can see you in the BIBLE bro!" is legit one of the funniest things I've ever heard

4:04 “I can see you in the bible bro” holy fuck I didn’t see that one coming 😂😂😂😂💀💀 lmao

Imagine if Karl Pilkington and Theo Von having a conversation 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Frank: "Aaaahhhhhhhhhhhahaha"
Me, in my head: "this nigga?"
Frank: "this niggahahaha"

calling trans people "the original recipe" is outrageous 🤣

2:52   "..owls, whoever did their PR,   you notice everybody thinks theyre smart and they can read and they're like ..."  

loool owls always be reading and shit

“Hit his head on a salad bar.”

Theo’s a national treasure man.

"I'm not sayin' the book was ASKIN' for it".....  LMFAO  😆

'..im sure she thought that, but there were bigger fish to fry..no offence..' 🤣

I love it. 2 seconds into Theo’s tale and the laugh challenge is over.

"original recipe"  holy fuck Theo is funny!!

"I'm not sayin' the book was askin' for it or nothin'" "You coulda been in the Bible. Like Peter." "I came over in a boat" was such a perfect comeback!! Too many pearls outta his mouth to list. And are we sure he wasn't raised by wolves?? Because I CANNOT imagine him having a mother.