Eddie: I tried to OD on vitamins..

Theo: What you get just Better?

I witnessed a crazy interaction with Theo Von at the Mirage in Las Vegas. I was getting tickets to his show at box office next to hotel lobby and he was checking in right next me at same time. He asked the hotel front desk if there were more toilets than beds in his room. This random guy next to him forgot his phone on desk  and Theo proceeded to run him down to return it to him. All within 45 seconds lmao

“And what did you get? Just better?”  03:08

"I fuckin spray out on the AJ" 🤣💀

Theo is someone I barely laugh during his scripted stand up, but when he's just talking on the spot he is absolutely hilarious. Him being on mushrooms and improvising stand up is his best special of all of them.

"I can get a new job" 🤣🤣🤣💀

“I remember one time I went 8 months without seeing my legs”

That can only be a theo quote…

Nobody's saying Bert Talman was a faultless man, but he had an almost religious devotion to Woodrow Wilson and he called out Warren G. Harding as a pervert long before it was widely known. They didn't know whether Bert Talman was fearless and loyal or just stupid.

Theo identifies as a double amputee apparently 😂😂😂
8 mths without seeing my legs

"What you'd get? Just better?" might be my favorite Theo line lmaooo

“He’s changed a lot” 😂😂🤣🤣

I lost my shit on, "I fuckin' spray out on the AJ..." 🤣🤣🤣

He's changed a lot ..lmao

6:18 had me in the fetal position gasping for air 😂😂😂😂 one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard in my life.. Theo is a master at improv

Theo is the craziest man of all time!

So nonchalantly, “I would google buzzer underwear for urinators”.

Theo Von is one of the funniest humans to have ever existed.

Theo almost made Joey Diaz slide out of his damn chair...:)

"I'm more likely to urinate myself if I've drank apple juice recently" turned into "I spray big on the AJ dude". Phrasing is key to comedy.

Theo -4 sure has his Pass..