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APOLOGY: I did not want to leave the little animated guy on screen the whole way through, but this video was absolutely impossible to get past copyright any other way. YouTube sucks.

Wait a second... I'm seeing this video titled as "Toy Story 5: Do Not Inflict This On Your Kids", but in my notifications it is intriguingly called "Toy Story 5: Like someone stuck their hand up a corpse's anus and used it as a sock puppet"... Truly, mysteries are afoot here!

LilyPad kind of had it coming for using a proprietary charger instead of usb-C

Just wait until the inevitable Toy Story live action remake

"The cult of the self" is quite possibly the most poetic description I've heard of postmodernism as a whole.

Platoon's reading the manga version of the book in the corner

These "writers" were probably raised by screens too

When Toy Story 3 came out I was relieved it wasn’t about iPads. 20 years later they’ve finally decided to make this point.

Old Pixar had dudes in production who covered topic with sophistication and had a level of cynicism in their stories, how the new people in Pixar covered this topic really shows how infantilized and how lacking self awareness the people in charge are

"Somehow feminist while removing woman as a catagory"

Short, sweet, hits the nail on the head... nice

Nice to know they killed the fan theory that Emily was Andy’s mom.

I would just like to point out that they literally have a GPS toy in the movie, but decided to give internet access to the potty training toy.

It’s amazing how once straight-to-dvd sequels have become the billion dollar movies for Disney

It was a bold creative choice by Disney to make all the text in the movie Spanish

yeah it's like ice age or kung fun panda, you didn't really need anymore after 3

Toy Story was the first movie I ever saw in theaters...at 4 years old. After Toy Story 3, the series was complete for me. It was the story of one kid growing up, and how it effects his toys. That's all it needed to be.

I don't even acknowledge the existence of 4, and I'm sure 5 will be forgotten pretty quickly. I was at my nephew's birthday party last week--his favorite movie is Toy Story--and people were like "wasnt there a new one coming out?" "I don't know..."
These people are normies, too. You didn't get that level of "I don't care" from normies for Pixar movies until relatively recently. Disney, you have slaughtered every one of your franchises.

Are you reading the book backwards?

Dear God, he's a filthy weeb.

Hey, wait, what happened to the glow in the dark feature of Buzz? Seems like it's absent in many dark scenes in these newer movies... like they just forgot about it.

I am stilling awaiting a Toy Story involving Sid's Frankenstein creations seeking terrible revenge.

Made me think back on the 90s, there was a Disney commercial that showed a boy doing his homework in his room why the background music play "When you wish upon a star."
The narrator/observer then ask the child after he was done doing his home work what he wanted to do next. The child shouted "I'm going to watch Disney!"

The kid goes into the living room with his parents and watches a Disney castle opening on a TV.

Now each individual person can have separate alone family time. Toy Story 6 might be made by AI in the future.