hippos are pure muscle build they can run underwater
also Moo Deng is pigmy hippo which are less aggressive then normal hippos

Fantastic content as always 🩷⭐️✨👍🏼

bit of backstory as to why Phil was hated at the time of the short was posted. in the first week of Jan. the most of north east of the states had a winter storm, I lived in PA and had 5in of snow fall followed by an heavy ice storm coating everything in ice. We then had temps at a high of 10f(-12c) with wind chills gust of 0f(-17c) lasting of a month and a half. Water pipes burst and froze, In fact one women in the city of philly had to leave her car cause cops had to corden off the area cause of a pipe burst, coating her car in a inch of ice for the entire month.

5:56 If I remember correctly, they call this "asymmetric risk calculus", and sometimes, coincidentally, even "the hippo rule": an apex predator typically has few enemies and needs to save energy for hunting, so they'll leave you alone unless you make yourself a target. Prey, on the other hand, has to be ready to rumble any time, so a zebra or buffalo will absolutely flatten you to solve any potential issues early. Hippos just got so good at dealing with those problems that barely anything hunts them anymore, becoming a sort of "apex prey". The kangaroo actually evolved down a similar path- tanky grazer with no one left to fight- but their predators going extinct gave them a bit of a boost.

It's good to know Canada also shares the Groundhog Day tradition, although it's really funny to watch people from other parts of the world react to More Parz and discovering this is a thing, because it sounds absolutely crazy to everyone outside of North America.

Speaking as a PA resident, I can tell you...the Groundhog Day Ceremony is 100% legit

Chaos having some of the silliest reacts and unhinged silly intro moments

Immediately got caught laughing at gobblers knob XD. Love the sparkly design conatrasting the chaotic energy. Im subbing XD

8:47 Joke's on you, I'm already subscribed.

13:03 Georgia (US) is kinder to ours (General Beauregard Lee). He's coaxed out with Waffle House hash browns and Indian Springs water. He's also more accurate than Phil (accuracy percentage).

A number of years ago a man living in Africa found an abandoned baby hippo (a normal one not a pygmy hippo like Modang) and he raised it to adulthood by hand. It let him ride it like a horse!...then one day it decided to eat him, no warning and no obvious reason. Zookeepers know to never completely trust these things because even if they like you, they can just, randomly turn murderous for no apparent reason at any time.

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Most importantly, DO NOT THE KRAKEN.

Hi, Chaosette! I only recently discovered you but I'm a huge fan already. I love your model, your hair, your outfit, your voice, your personality, everything! You're so beautiful and adorable! 😊🦄❤️🤍

I actually ahve a much better Rule for Hippos, instead of not going in the water where there is a Hippo.

If you are somewhere and can physically see Hippos,
move away from that place until you are physically unable to see Hippo, even with line of sight. Which is on average anywhere between 7-15 kilometers.
That is a good distance away from a Hippo.

I'm new here and I demand my foreskin back too

The pure muscle density of hippos (not you Moo Deng!) is already scary, similar to horses which genetically makes sense. Add in that unlike most horses they don't want anything but problems. They could contend for the fastest land animal and just hate running... God was definitely on it when they crafted this abomination.

remember hippos are herbivore

new vtuber... guess this is what I watch now. No, Hippos aren't bulletproof. Because there are many kinds of bullets, including the kind for large game animals like hippos

What's with the unnecessary jump-cuts in videos that are already short-form?

What part of US insanity did you miss,  trump?