Speaking of staring, i used to pull the hairs outta my chinny chin chin (true story) and i realized i had to turn my head to the side and off in the distance. In my field of view, theres a hot russian girl. I just now realized she thought i was crushing on her. Lol no i just had a bad habit of pully my young chin hairs 🤣🤭

My ex legitimately didn't believe me when I told her that I don't find dudes attractive.

Damn I’m never so early. I was late to my own birth...

I get tired of people calling me thirsty for saying hi.

She knew the whole bar

The woman who got turned down at work is totally disgusting

"You're probably a scorpio"

Never have I been so offended by something that I 100 percent agree with

I was told I'd have to get rid of my dog at that point of had for 8 years and I'm happy to say my dog just turned 14

Back in 8th grade summer school occasionaly I rode the bus to school and there were a few 3rd graders on the bus as well. One of the 3rd grader girls turned out to like me which was admitted by some of the other 3rd graders that were her friends. At first I didn't think much of it and decided to go ahead and be a friend. After a few days she started using crayola markers to draw make up in her face. Which kind of disturbed me, because I didn't like her more than just a friend, she she was about 5 years younger than me, which at that age feels way more pronounced than if we were over 18. So I started avoiding her because she wouldn't stop drawing on herself with markers even after telling her I liked her more without it. Eventually she admitted she liked me because I looked a lot like her older brother.  Honestly at this point I feel like I should have just stayed being her friend because she was just doing what she thought was mature. It was pretty creepy at first because like I mentioned before i wasn't interested in her like that and my 14 year old brain thought I would get locked up for being a diddler if I got any closer. But now the whole scenario just seemed cute. Oh well.

She turned up drunk. That was bad enough but the worst part was she drove. Hanged around long enough for her sister and brother in-law to pick her and the car up. Just to make sure she didn't kill someone on her way home.

I'm a girl and addicted to games but never really get the gaming pop quiz...probably because it's so obvious that I'm addicted to games (I'm almost always visibly playing on my phone (in a way that it's obviously not social media or texting or anything like that)/ds/PSP/the occasional Gameboy so they just don't bother since I'm literally always playing games)...ironically I actually DON'T play a lot of the really popular games (the closest is Minecraft and Skyrim) and while I do play other really popular games like Pokemon, Harvest Moon, and so on I really just play JRPGs and while technically the games I play are really popular most people don't seem to know of their existence..,

I have a tendency to shout “ I love you” to my close friends but now I have really think about who I say it to as I guy freaked out and started to distance himself from me and acting weird. For example I shout “ love you bbbbbyyy” in a jokey way it usually goes down well and my friends shout back the same but a few guys I met got very awkward quick

I must be ugly, because I'm a girl who doesn't receive any of this treatment.

42:02 Same and I'm a girl (haven't dated anyone also I'm16) but I relate to all that with my friends who are girls. Like why do they never say something blunt.

Personally I have given the pop quiz for games and anime two girls mainly because I want to see if we're into the same stuff I understand it's a little weird but it's hard to find people who share the same passions as you

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Oops... I've been known to do that with my online friends...

1:06:20 that's quite coincidencental because while near the end of this video my long-distance bf who's abroad in a developing country found enough signal to message me. ❤ So thank you post-doggo for any luck you played lol

I would of fired her if I was the manager. Making lies is bullshit.

Your Daily Joke:


Two fleas get out of the movie theater after having watched "101 Dalmatians".

One flea says to the other:

- Should we walk home or take a dog?

I'm originally from the south I live in Florida calling a woman " sweetheart or gorgeous ( when we know each other) it's normal to me and I don't even realize I'm doin it and I've been called a sexist pig for doin it