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Dating Sims: The Search For The Worst

Blake Jennings

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~~------------------------- Chapters -------------------------~~
00:00 - Intro
00:42 - The Rules
02:39 - Paca Plus
05:39 - Chime!
06:55 - John Cena's Sexy High School Adventure
09:42 - My Nigerian Prince
11:26 - Dinosaur Mating Simulator 2021
13:25 - The Ratchelor
15:31 - Heart on Rollercoaster
17:21 - Panzermodels
18:00 - My Dictator Stalin
21:48 - OnlyCans
23:44 - Love is String
26:08 - Grand Old Academy
28:37 - Caging Me Softly
29:40 - Cat President
33:11 - Patty Dating Sim
34:34 - Panzermodels Part 2
38:17 - My Horse Prince
40:47 - Dialtown
43:25 - Seducing The Grinch
45:19 - Too Many Santas
48:32 - I Love You, Colonel Sanders
50:59 - The Bl-Jame Awards

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20 Comments

@jakeblennings Creator 8 months ago (edited) Pinned

Thank you all so much for watching!!! Check out my streams on https://twitch.tv/jakeblennings or at Blake Jennings Live on YouTube! We have so much fun there! Also if you want to help out the National Immigration Justice Center for any particular reason (👀) there is a link in my description!!

@exodosthesoulbanish 8 months ago

Excellent choice to disqualify ai slop

@damienedmiston3195 8 months ago

Disqualifying AI? Beautiful, stunning, chefs kiss, queen

@KWBR1123 8 months ago (edited)

Fun Fact: Onlycans has a killer theme song written by enby icon The Stupendium. It’s called “Vending Machine of Love” and was written in a single frenzied night

Edit: Source: Stupendium 2022 November Q&A about 4 minutes in

@plushdragonteddy 8 months ago

of course your fan base plays dating sims, your main shorts series' gimmick is basically "pick who you're most into and i'll save you the trouble of figuring out what it means about you in therapy later" it's like kinkshame roulette

@MoviesAndHeists 8 months ago

I suddenly realized that Date Everything has the protagonist move to a new place and start their first day at their new... job

@Al1en1nvad3r 8 months ago (edited)

I want to make a dating sim where you find a mysterious usb stick, plug it into your computer, and are now trapped in a dating sim where you have to romance creepypasta characters and get all the endings to escape. There’s also gonna be lore because why not
Edit: I suppose I have to learn coding now because way too many people like this idea lol

@robbie131 8 months ago

The USSR's national anthem being copyright claimed had me on the floor!

@Vampire-crypt 7 months ago

My Horse Prince walked so Umamusume could run

@neoncherry64 8 months ago

15:27 Love how this implies that the dinosaur game is being discussed at feminist round tables

@LeafHasADHD 8 months ago

Oh thank God, you realized panzermodels was too old to be ai. I was so confused and had to pause and look it up just to reassure myself that I wasn't losing it

@revitalizationprod 8 months ago (edited)

The fact that you didn’t get to the last can is so disappointing, IT HAS A GAME THEORY VIDEO FOR A REASON

@HeavenlyMercury2800 8 months ago

I love how I first learned about The Ratchelor from Jaiden Animation's video on weird dating sims with her revealing that she was also an asexual rat like 2 videos later

@lissonphoto7822 8 months ago

Those backgrounds in Panzermodels are photographs with the classic oil painting effect in Photoshop. It has existed for a long time and is therefore very recognizable for Photoshop users lol

@aspennntree 8 months ago

i’ve been on the onlycans wiki before in a fugue state and some of the cans are in yuri with each other

@ariessi1485 8 months ago

Reimbursement for having to risk melting your eyeballs from having to lay gaze to that AI slop, no one should have to go through that.

@thenightranger987 8 months ago

The bi flag in the Stalin game is upside down which honestly feels perfect

@kittee_kattee 8 months ago

I played onlycans with my best friend during a sleepover one time and we found it so much fun. It's so unhinged that we laughed alot and for every can we have a little hear me out, and we read all the back stories and lore and started shipping and pairing cans together. Genuinely one of my favourite sleepovers I've had with her lol

@snowyalice 8 months ago

My friend used to run a panel at PAX Aus called Bad Dating Sims. Dialtown is absolutely the most insane dating sim they played. There were no more panels after that because there was no way it could be topped.