SORRY Y'ALL I WAS YAPPING WAY TO MUCH TO NOT TRIM THE VOD HAHAHA! If you want the full yap session at the beginnig it's still in full on Twitch thank you for watching!! <3

"it's so foreign to me to like women that I didn't consider I could do both" that is the most Blake way to forget something exists ever

I just wanted to say, thank you for standing firm in your stance against promoting ai. We appreciate it. You're supporting creators, artists, writers, all the humans who make the things we love.

as an empath, I am sensing that there will be a lot of emotions in this video, primarily lust😔

"Jake is playing dream daddy"
"Is it gonna be-"
"Yes, its Brian."

DREAM DADDY IN THE BIG 2026?? CROPS ARE WATERED, SKIN IS CLEAR, I AM FLOURISHING

editing to add the glasses larper thing is so real, i wear a pair of blue light blockers for work bc im staring at screens all day, and i'll lowkey just wear them around the house bc i think they look cute on me lolol

Honestly warms my heart hearing Blake talk about how being a bigger man is attractive, as someone that was thin in my teens and is now chubby but because of my height I just often feel I look a little weird, but it feels validating in a way to just hear someone say that "dad bod" type look is attractive, just... honestly wanted to say thank you Blake, honestly it boosted me up today.

the fact that divadaddy doesn’t have any facial hair.. my first thought was he looks like he should be starring in a production of Book of Mormon

one time years ago i was horribly depressed and decided to play dream daddy to feel better but then i got rejected by my chosen hot dad and had a full sobbing meltdown. i then stayed up until like 4am seducing brian to feel better.
im fully a lesbian so it was a weird night for me

Tbh I don't think Mary wouldn't give a single shit if you slept with Joseph that diva HATES her husband and she's such a queen for that

56:51
"He's married, Blake, he's married!"
"You think I give a FUCK?"
LMAO

Blake's FULL BODY reaction was to be expected. BUT BOY HOWDY, WAS THAT LIKE A BAT TO HIS STOMACH 😂😂❤

11:01 Bi erasure during bisexuality month is wild I'm cryin

17:05 Trans erasure too, shaking my smh

SO glad you were so into Hugo. He was my Dad of choice and I never see people talk about him compared to Craig or Robert. Like don’t get me wrong, they’re both great too, but a man who’s smart, dresses well and teaches literature? I would do UNHOLY things with him.

Not me reading “I’m not gay” on the title card and first glance and wondering what possibly could have happened

🤣🤣🤣 Can we just talk about how he folded in half when when Brian came on  the screen?!?! 🤣🤣🤣

robert is NOT shane, he is sebastian in 30 years

Blake actively dying over millennial humor when I’m like ‘but easy A is a fun movie :)’ as a gen z is a very good way to experience this vod, I must say

11:00 The bi erasure during bi awareness month is CRAZY lmao

"i hope one day to be highkey funny" killed me