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Half of the Warren's cases are just them showing up and saying "yep, us spook professionals say that you're haunted af" and then just leaving.

Imagine just chillin, watchin a yankees game, and a ghost just decides to give you sloppy toppy

I think the funniest inference about the Enfield Poltergeist being faked is that like Wendigoon said, it STARTED as a real haunting until the girls starting making noise and destroying things for attention. But it's not like there were other things happening alongside the girls faking it,  which means that the ghost was trying its best to scare them and then saw them bending spoons and hitting the ceiling with a broom and was like "What the hell is wrong with you people, I'm outta here"

As a kid I was told a malevolent spirit was responsible for me always losing everything, always being late, always forgetting my homework, being a little emotionally volitile and feeling constantly like there was an energy inside me making me need to bounce my leg or spin in circles or get up and leave during class

Spoke to a doctor about it as an adult. Turned out the malevolent spirit was called ADHD

love the phrase "inappropriate demons" since it implies the existence of "appropriate demons"

when wendi wakes up in the morning, he asks himself "what button-up hawaiian shirt am I going to scare children in today"

Ed in the movies: Sledgehammer-wielding, Elvis Presley singing, demon-slaying badass.

Ed IRL: haha Holy Water go brrrr

"Congrats on the new house, dont turn the lights off at night." That's the exact moment of NOPE!

The Warren's literally set up their own little SCP foundation.

This man unironically said malarkey and I didn’t  cringe. He’s too powerful

Finishing watching a baseball game after being Touched By A Ghost™ would be the ULTIMATE dad move.

“But you know what’s even spookier than that?” Immediately got a YouTube ad after that. Truly terrifying

I love that in the Amityville case, the owners and neighbors were so confused and alarmed by the "bad smell," but didn't make any connection whatsoever that multiple people died there and they didn't even clean well enough to throw out the beds. Wonder what the smell could be. Truly a mystery. 🤦🏻‍♂

What sort of person gets his chest supernaturally scratched open and then seriously thinks, "oh, this is just a seven-year old girl who wants us to stay"?

“Go fight ‘em, this is your house!” Would be the most American response to a haunting ever 😂

18:33 some clarity on the real life Bathsheba Sherman. The baby that died was not hers, but a child she was watching for anothet family. Also, there was never evidence of her killing the baby. The child did die under her care, but the accusation was that she had stuck pins into the soft spot in the top of his head, and that she managed not to leave a clear mark of it. Almost certainly she did not kill the baby, but the baby simply died, as many babies did at the time, and a grieving family wanted to assign blame.

I want to see a dark comedy movie about a grumpy old guy in his apartment being the caretaker of a bunch of possessed objects. Spraying them with holy water like a cat when they start teleporting, explaining that he will not go get them a young virgin to sacrifice, and keeping kids and troublemakers away from them. I imagine a gag where he has holy chains and stuff in his house to keep him in bed like Moonknight, stopping any possession shenanigans. Heck, have a "time-out" box similar to the box that Annabelle is held in. Have the whole story be like a "weird family" thing, but with this older guy who has to look after these objects and the demons inside them.

Probably too dark for regular audiences, but the idea of a bunch of possessed dolls banding together to save their only friend in some wacky hijinks sounds hilarious to me.

The sweeping ghost seems like a valuable asset to any business

Ed Warren in the movies: force of nature that gives you a feeling of comfort even in the most terrifying situations

Ed Warren irl: italian restaurant owner