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The worst part? Your boss will still ask if you’re coming in tomorrow

This is why I carry a school desk with me everywhere to crouch under as i was trained to do in grade school

"It's 3am, the president is likely asleep..."

Nah, he's up and posting in all caps on Twitter 🙄

Guaranteed there would be people standing filming this shit on their phone, trying to upload it to instagram🤣

Two men in a puddle of gasoline arguing about who has more matches.

"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play".

You know what? Maybe I will have that second bit of cake after all

If/when this happens, my "bug-out" plan is grabbing a 12 pack of beer, in an ice chest, and a drive TO the nearest probable target!

Here's the best survival strategy: head to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for the whole thing to blow over

"Those inside this fireball would be dead before they even knew there was an explosion"...sounds good to me.  Much better than the rest of it.

Albert Einstein once said humans created the nuclear bomb but a mouse would never create a mousetrap

It's nice to watch something optimistic for a change. Very refreshing!

“The events depicted here have not occurred, but they are not fictional” is a genuinely terrifying line.

As a former nuclear weapons officer, I can applaud you for MOST of this feature. However, the scenario of "silence" on the part of Russia just isn't credible...unless they were complicit in the DPRK launches. If not, then THEY would have seen those launches almost as soon as we did and IMMEDIATELY contacted the US. There are MULTIPLE channels of communication that exist specifically to PREVENT a 3rd party launch from escalating into a mutual exchange.

And the universe will continue on its merry way without missing a beat.

The best way to win a nuclear war is to never have a nuclear war in the first place because no one wins a nuclear war because we all lose

The fact that these weapons even exist is a crime against humanity in itself.

"The living will envy the dead" - Nikita Khrushchev

It feels very British to refer to a nuclear explosion as "disruptive." 😂