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7-Second Riddles: The Darkest Riddles On The Internet

Jarvis Johnson

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20 Comments

@triccele 4 years ago

I wasn't expecting Jarvis to be such a good rapper, came out of nowhere and he acted like nothing had happen after spitting fire.

@NT-jb2vy 7 years ago (edited)

A guy was found dead in his bathroom, who killed him?
. His unborn child
. His great great great grandfather
. His phone

Answer: The zookeeper because she eats cereal for breakfast.

@microwave8931 6 years ago (edited)

Who killed Janice?

Her husband who threatened her multiple times and is holding a bloody knife while telling the police he killed her
The butler, Jared
Her friend, Patricia

Answer: Her mom's cousin's soccer coach's daughter's insurance agent, Jonathan

@kellynanea9948 6 years ago

“I think they’re more than just pals but okay”

@sphinxsspell9841 6 years ago (edited)

The rap part was un-ironically good tho
edit: wtf how did this get so much attention and how did i just realize this a year later

@TheRealDahli 7 years ago

Yo you can really freestyle and flow.. was NOT expecting that.

@elivdb 6 years ago

actual detectives looking at scene : I’ve figured it out!
victim’s family : who did it?
detectives : comments

@lemondemonfangirl1337 6 years ago

7-second riddles: paypal
Me: M O N E Y G A Y

@samanthacharfauros6110 7 years ago

We all need a full version of 5 minute raps

@afoozp988 7 years ago

Gary was an old man with a heart issue. He was found dead. Who killed him?

The window
His dog
His sandwich

The mailman because he likes chicken nuggets and luxury parties.

@gfaker40067 7 years ago (edited)

“Hello unnamed fanbase, I’m Jarvis, and the internet was a mistake.”
That escalated quickly

Edit: i don’t mean to be all “oh my god 4 likes tysm” but holy shit 2k likes

@sk1ttlz904 4 years ago (edited)

I remember I loved 7 second riddles as a child. Mostly because my ego depended on being seen as smart, and if I got a riddle right it fed my fragile self-esteem.

Edit: what was i talking about "as a child" I was 15 when I made this comment.

@trinab.787 6 years ago

These remind me of a comic strip I read as a kid. The fox, wearing a sherlock holmes outfit, realized the pigeon, wearing pearls and carrying a purse, was guilty because she said she knew something because the rabbit told her, and we all know that "rabbits don't talk".

@olivemusk 6 years ago

the rap actually slapped though, i would definitely listen to that way too much for a whole month before finally recovering from a major depressive episode and, after that, start crying whenever i hear the song again because it would remind me of my dark times

not that i would know, or anything

@catanalinacazenave130 6 years ago

Are we called the unnamed fan base?

Your originality is genius

@tobyzecatcreamzecat3994 5 years ago

I always wondered, what happens when you don't solve it in 7 seconds? sadly no one lives to tell the tale.

@littlebored6290 7 years ago (edited)

Stand up if you thought Jarvis’s rap was fire

Edit: I guess a lot of people stood up

@PuppyLove2468 6 years ago

Jarvis: "im just gonna do a weird voice"

Jarvis: sounds exactly like Ryan from Buzzfeed unsolved

@Ricevlr 7 years ago

Didn’t expect you to drop some bars

@GreysonDerulo-tv3bd 4 years ago

I watched these religiously as a little kid (i was like 8) and i think i’m still traumatized.
there was this one riddle where eight friends went on a ski trip and only seven came back and one guy “went insane” and kept saying 8 over and over again. apparently he was saying “ate” because they ate one of their friends.