I basically have this video memorized

Hey Danny, better help is not good. I’m not blaming you but the therapists on the app will often take the money and ghost you, be unprofessional, share your personal convos and data, be shady af and not actually be licensed. There’s been a lot of reports of therapists being rude/discriminatory and downplaying peoples trauma.

danny this is super awkward, but i'm actually baseball louie

15:50 Danny with his feet in the air talking about his virtual boyfriend is sending me 😭

that horse having front facing eyes implies it is a predator.

Hats off to Danny who clearly has ZERO f*cks, sitting in a stroller in a public park with a bib on.. Mad respect

mad respect for the man on the trail in the background
like imagine you've had a long week taking care of your grandchildren, decide to go on a walk, and see a grown ass man with a mic in a stroller wearing a bib. he's sitting in the field, talking to a camera, and you hear the word mommy at least five times...
and you just keep walking lmao

7:50 Danny was this many years old when he learned the UK floor numbering system

joking aside, the boyfriend simulator really is concerning as it targets young impressionable girls and could potential lead girls to getting scammed and harmed by real creeps

I would be terrified if I was walking my dog in a field and I saw a man wearing a bib, sitting alone, talking to himself about buying family members

20:03 the amount of times Danny said "mommy" in public while wearing a bib and sitting in a stroller was impressive. I just wonder why he looked off camera.

14:03 "am I talking to a real person" the unintentional foreshadowing to his fake AI dude video I love it

Bad Granny is actually a masterpiece in storytelling. The "player" is the grandma's dementia. Each "item" the player steals represents a memory. It's a vicious cycle: either the player wins or the grandma merely delays the inevitable.

Danny: im 28 so the 10 year age gap is making me kinda uncomfortable
Also Danny: im 6 weeks old

As a mom, I can confirm that the mommy simulator is very accurate. The cooking challenge is so realistic! The one NPC I always see outside is named Phil. He's harmless, don't worry.

20:35 “oh uhm-“ “AAAAAAA”

I've been a Greg since day one, but trust me, nobody should use Better help. You can look up their misconducts.

Bro I remember when I signed up for betterhelp and every time I opened up about my depression and trauma they'd try to guilt me out of it💀
"Imagine if your parents heard this, don't you think you're upsetting them with all of this?"
"Do you ever think how that'd make your friends and family feel? Having someone in your life with so many issues is probably very stressful"
When I called them out on it they got angry with me so I just canceled.
No hate to Danny, I don't at all blame him for accepting the sponsor. I just want to warn you guys to be careful when it comes to betterhelp, that shit genuinely messed me up and from what I gathered I'm not the only one.

i love the fact that a random man walked past at 21:45 and saw you sitting in a baby stroller in the middle of a field with a microphone

22:35 this part makes me wondering if Danny has ever heard of my talking Tom 😭 since its popular and also has this mechanic