Behind every successful man, there is disembodied woman holding Saratoga water bottle

Just remember. For every distinct shot he had to silently set up phone and ring light all alone

huge fan of the fact that he filmed the elevators doors closing and then had to go back up to get his phone from the hallway

WHAT HARD WORK DID HE DO! He dillydallied for five hours and then someone made him breakfast!

The fact that he thinks he invented this type of video when women have been making morning routine videos online for 15+ years. The irony is that his video is SO girlypop lmao

He lowkey has the morning routine of a toddler. Wake up way too early. Run around. Break shit. Make mommy clean up after you and make you breakfast. Watch iPad.

oh but when i wake up at 4am, wander around the apartment and plunge my face in ice cold bottled water repeatedly, i have insomnia and "need to talk to my doctor"

As someone who teaches pre-k… this guy kinda reminds me of my sporty 4-year-olds. Wake up. Run around. Sit for breakfast made by someone else. Sit in the meeting area for morning songs. Talk to friends about what they’ll do today. Inevitably drop something.

21:13 The funniest part is that Daniel Craig absolutely HATED being James Bond and only really did it for the money, and is now having a lot more fun playing a gay detective with the cheesiest accent and vocabulary ever.

i fear I am doxxing myself but I have to say it, Ashton Hall is MY NAME. I cannot get away from this man, everyone in my life keeps sending me videos of him, parodies of him, THIS VIDEO, screenshots of discourse. Acquaintances have asked me to confirm what my name is to them so they can make a joke. I'm not following him, he's following ME. I will never know peace again.

Telling people to quit their jobs, in the middle of a recession/major layoffs and firings on all front, have no savings, to follow your dreams of an entrepreneur… mentioning NONE of the downsides is crazy work. And I’ll say, borderline evil. I’m so over these type of dudes in these internet streets.

genuinely if you wake up at 4 am and can’t even make your own breakfast it’s not a flex. this is the equivalent of a sleepy 5 year old getting waken up by their mommy so they can catch a flight

dude sounds like the pixar lamp doing pushups

I understand your partner handing you a plate of food if they’re the one who cooked it. But if you break something and wait for them to come pick it up…. Get out of here

He’s 100% being tucked back into bed for a nap by disembodied lady by 10am

13:11 thats why he wore the nose strip for so long. he needs to maximize his oxygen intake because the air is so thin all the way up there

I think everyone misunderstands this viral video. It's not the guy's routine. It's the Saratoga bottle's routine

The massively overcomplicated routine concluding with having someone else have to make your breakfast while you sit at your desk at work killlllsssss me. You woke up at night and didn’t have time to sit at the table with your bowl of cereal sir???? That’s such poor time management.

can i just say i really appreciate whoever does the closed captions for your account ! instead of using the automated, often incorrect, CC . the captions for noises that aren’t words (the treadmill, pool splashing) are detailed enough to involve those watching but not too detailed to be too long to read before it’s off the screen.

anyways i just really appreciate it

6:42 its giving omegaverse romance novel ad that calls him an "alpha wolf" and you've been sold to him by your terrible parents