Dan has some fucking nerve commenting on phil's lore like he didn't drop being in a children's evangelical puppet x factor national final.

it's like when your dad casually drops an insane piece of lore about his life you've never heard before and just immediately moves on while you stand there processing it

Its literally just phil living the most bizzare life ever

dan casually dropping that puppet lore was the craziest moment in dan and phil history

also how dare dan react like that to the dog quiz story when the church puppet show is SIGNIFICANTLY more insane

my favorite part of all these is how phil drops a bizarre headline of a story and immediately looks at dan for the reaction. and then dan starts fucking screaming hahah

Phil's stories are generally a little weird but it's the way he tells them that makes them sound insane. Dan's stories are rare but they're always BATSHIT. I'm never getting over christian puppet nationals

phil falling down the stairs on purpose to impress his brother is so phil

"NOT another northern anecdote" I think these are just phil anecdotes.

I KNEW just from the thumbnail that it was the "in my school's sex ed they made us shave a kiwi"  and Dan being like "... SHUT UPPP???!!!"

My fave is the story of that guy Phil met at the airport like 3 separate times. That hot surfer dude

I will never get over Dan's puppet story. I have my whole life ahead of me and it will NOT be enough time

I feel like we don’t talk about the Dog Warden buzzer dog drawing story enough

why was nothing in phils childhood normal 😭

the competitive christian puppetry story has ruined me

Phil would be amazing on Would I Lie to You 😭

I was hoping this would include Phil's grandma's secret language.

I love that whenever Phil starts talking about something insane that happened ro him,  Dan will immediately repeat what he said to make sure he heard him correctly lmao

OH MY GOD THE DOG WARDEN PICTURE DRAWING CONTEST MAYOR THING WAS ACTUALLY REAL I CAN'T BREATHE

can't believe Dan's grandma's chain smoking parrot wasn't included (from the "Dan and Phil Are Brothers???" gaming channel video haha)