This feels illegal to watch after I spent so long training myself to mind my own business 💀

the entire hard launch podcast listening experience is me feeling like i’m intruding on a private conversation that i should not be apart of 😭

Dip and Pip really went 'y'all said you wanted the details 🤷‍♂️'
I was 14 guys I didn't know what I was asking for

They really said “its our turn to make you guys uncomfortable” and im all in for their well deserved revenge 😂😂😂

I’m still so amused by the fact that in the hard launch video boundaries and privacy were so emphasised, and then they immediately crossed every single line THEY drew😭😭😭😭

the producers of their podcast must feel absolutely insane all of the time

We should all know less about each other

my comments say "this is too much information" but my parasocial heart says "if they ever stop being this shameless and unhinged i'll miss it dearly"

"You smelled fucking incredible."
"I still smell like-"
"I wanted to bake you."
"I still smell like-"
"Hansel and Gretel."
"I still smell like a pasta, smell my arm."
"I don't think I want to do that on camera."

CALM DOWN DAN
(Actually pls don't- don't ever calm down thanks)

Every Monday, I am more shocked about what i heard than last Monday.

the fact that some of the wildest things are pre hard launch is insane

dan REALLY did NOT need to say “what do you love?”… i have boundaries sir

I love their TMI it's so out of pocket

I think about the pour bot hem trilogy at least once a day

watching dan and phil videos is like an exciting insight into the mindset of a gay man (like the grey sweatpant conversation) as a sapphic with zero interest in men

“What do you love” “Raw dogging” they can’t be serious 😭

We didn’t know that Phil has actually been waiting years to say all this. Dan has unleashed a menace, but we love him.

"four times" "whoah four times?" "length actually" "girth"

me through tears: please wtf are you talking about

1:47 “i know what to do with it” CRAZYYY WORK

0:42 what do you love!???? Crazyyyyyyyyyyyy