I'm glad I'm the secret final boss

“Haha! He hurt himself with the stage!
…….OH GOD. HE HURT HIMSELF WITH THE STAGE.”

When the concert venue accidentally books an opera, rock band cover, and the Wiggles on the same day.

I just love it when game developers turn their silly goofball/joke characters into ungodly strong secret bosses.

Me: haha this must just be a gag fight

Whacka: pick a god and pray

The theme you hear when Whacka collects the seven chaos bumps

The superbosses are basically "if you dont know how to superguard, you're gonna learn today!"

Everyone's a playa until whacka casually deals 87 HP damage in a single turn.

who would beat mario in a fight:

-an ancient undead dragon lurking at the very bottom of a hundred execution chambers, whose powers rival and even surpass those of its demonic master
-one whacky boi

Love how they pulled a Super Paper Mario with the Pit and made you do it again, but made the boss worth it this time

Bonetail wasn't in the Pit for the sake of guarding treasure, he was there to make sure Whacka never returned.

How the fuck were they an endangered species?!?! Most npcs would simply perish upon a single hit!

“Bonetail, I like you. Don’t come to the Pit tomorrow.”

oh no the consequences of my actions

“It’s just a silly blue mole(?), you don’t need to do anything special.”

Nintendo:

Absolutely nuts that Whacka had unused enemy data all the way back in Paper Mario 64 and then 24 years later he’s the secret final boss of the TTYD remake.

Sephiroth when whacka pulls out seven whacka bumps:

Two superbosses, one of them looks like they're from a mod, the other's whacka.

Love how he isn't even angry at the whacking. He just thinks Mario is playing.
Which makes the fact he has 108 HP and his attacks can do a whooping 28 damage fucking hilarious

Shadow Queen: I fear no man but that...THING.
Whacka: :3
Shadow Queen: IT SCARES ME.