"I'm even stronger than the final boss, there's no way you can defeat me!"
My Yoshi that does 81 damage per ground pound:

I felt bad for everyone who entered the fight with nostalgic tune badge on

I got her down to her last HP, ready for that awesome slow-mo shot of Vivian punching her... and then the fireworks stage hazard hit the dragon and stole my kill

"Return the Postage or face my curse."

Imagine just showing this to someone who doesn't know about ttyd and then telling them:"This is from a mario game"

WHEN THE FUCK DID BONETAIL GET THE EQUIVALENT OF A MUSICAL JUMPSCARE?!

I love it when like, every 5th Mario game just has a Darksouls boss+track for no reason

i don't think ive ever been so nervous and terrified of losing a battle in my life. This music felt borderline satanic to me when i heard it after 3 hours of fighting for my life.

This gotta be my favorite dragon theme

[Bonetail upon defeat]
Bonetail: oooOOOOooooOOO...(Beware the one that burrows...)

whoever decided to give bonetail the most chilling and banger boss remix in the game should be given the biggest raise holy fuck this was such a nice surprise

This is literally the paper mario equivalent of one winged angel

Considering how many lives Hooktail, the youngest of the dragons, had claimed while traversing through her dungeon... it makes you wonder how many victims Bonetail herself had. 😨

"Mario spams Power Lift, Spring Jump and Appeal while Flurrie makes out with Bonetail', the boss theme

So I actually decided to descend into the Pit before clearing chapter 7 or 8, so I hadn’t yet fought Gloomtail
I had no reason to assume that each dragon would get their own theme, I figured they’d recycle the same theme like in the original
So this song DEFINITELY caught me off guard

Man, this gives "you're fighting an ancient arcane power of nature" much more than the shadow queen. And still keeping a somewhat creepy vibe. They nailed it!

I still remember losing track of how far into the pit I was, stumbling into Bonetail unprepared, and still somehow winning in the original. Good times.

I knew this was gonna be good but I wasn't expecting the Bohemian Chanting at the beginning. It's interesting how they didn't introduce the typical "silly" synths until later into the song and they still manages to keep the tension intact.

This song sounds like disaster has come to you.
Not even like a funny boss theme, like this is a serious thing you’re fighting against.

They turned “Let them cook” into “Allow them to demonstrate culinary arts” with this one 🔥