This feels like a fake movie you’d see playing in the background of an actual movie

This Jungle Mist prequel
Is amazing

Is this the beginning of Jungle Mist?

i started this video with zero knowledge on this movie and i think i somehow finished it with even less

Alone in the Dark was a video game where an old mansion housed the remains of a sea captain who got tied up with an elder god and the reality twisting horrors connected with that.

I don't understand how this movie and every Alone in the Dark reboot can screw up this premise.

I met Christian Slater when he starred in a play at a theatre where I worked. Lovely guy!

Everybody is talking about Christian Slater here in the comments, but where’s the love for Stephen Dorff? Dude is a criminally underrated actor.

I strongly suspected that this movie was an Uwe Boll production, so I looked it up. Yup! That explains so much about the quality!! 😂

Christian Slater, Stephen Dorff, and Tara Reid are the top billing actors, all of whom were making flop-tier films around the time this movie came out (2005).

First time seeing Scout and I did not expect him to be irl Gale Dekarios.

UWE BOLL!!! As soon as the "directed by" popped up, everything fell into place.

have you seen other movies of his? Bloodrayne has a fantastic cast...that all look bored the whole time. he does these for tax write offs, and he did a bunch of video game movie 'adaptations' bloodrayne, Alone in the dark, House of the dead, Far Cry, In the name of the king, postal...and many were whole franchises...ALL are terrible with little to nothing to do with the source material.

It's so funny how every Alone in the Dark reboot keeps the name "Edward Carnby", despite the fact that Carnby in the original game was an old British man and in all the reboots he's an edgy 35 year old American guy.

Licensing Rob Zombie and Nightwish for a shitty video game movie adaptation is peak mid 00's

Classic Uwe Boll.

Oh god, Uwe Boll movie--speaking of actors who shouldn't be in these bad films, his "Bloodrayne" movie has Sir Ben Kingsley.  So I guess he'd just offer good actors a decent payout for like 2 days of work tops and called it good.

Does Christian Slater just dress like that then, I mean heathers and this, I’m sure there are more, not knocking it just noticing

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We have James Cromwell at home.

I don't know how or why it took me so long to find your independent channel, but I'm so stoked to be here. You're my favorite GG collaborator, you and Amanda the Jedi.

'Im here to protect you from the things you don't believe' pulls out a rock

Also have any of these actors had a real human conversation before? It's hard to explain but they all feel so very ....as if they're reading lines. 'I am now delivering exposition.' 'I have read my corresponding line of dialogue.' Etc etc.

Wow is this the origins of the Jungle Mist channel??