bumbling street urchin decides to kill a wizard while not learning anything on his adventure.

Only you could include a no damage run as literally a cut away joke in another run

Kill the Guildmaster in 1 shot. His health must have been low. Did he have any potions, or food?

Gonna be honest, when it comes to hitting the stones to spell the name I always gotta hit S-H-I-T at least once because I have the sense of humor of a child.

"Like most enemies in this game if you get behind them you can usually deal with them rather easily" in my experiance almost any scenario is easily beaten by standing behind someone with a sword.

Thunder got absolutely clapped. Some say he had as much presence as...a whisper.

Wasn’t expecting fable to be that non Bethesda game but it’s a very welcome surprise

Yes you can, my dad played it without realising he could level up right up until the fight with jack of blades. What a legend.

"You're going to run [Thunder's] entire life"

Man, how true is that. You take everything from this man. I don't even know which path is worse, letting him live or slaughtering him coldly.

Arseface. Not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve

"Bow are overpowered in almost every game they're in"
This is why 99% of Minecraft modded enemies are immune to arrows somehow. Irritatingly...

To this day I didn't know that you can throw back the boulders of the trolls. I've been playing the game for nearly 20 years.

The biggest insult The Lost Chapters gave me was nerfing the Sword of Aeons so badly. From 510 damage to 230 is just terrible. It's supposed to be a terrifyingly powerful sword, and in the base game, it was , especially with the Sharpening augment effectively doubling the damage. With the nerf, the Solus Greatsword is more powerful. You know, the one you can just...buy in Bowerstone North.

I’m gonna be honest - I did this by accident once, I wasn’t aware increasing skills was a thing at the time.

The thumbnails just keep getting better

I'll tell you one thing, you can't do the entire game just using the stick.
You get to Jack of Blades at the end, even after you beat him half to death with that stick, when he's floating over the platform... Turns out the stick is slightly too short to reach him to deliver the final blow.

Just thought I'd mention that, so nobody had to find out the hard way.

"Why I didn't get the Skorm's Bow? I forgot." This is refreshingly unexpected and honest answer. Gave me a chuckle. 😁

the fable series literally is what got me into gaming. i was at my cousin’s house and his sister was playing the original fable on the OG xbox and i was immediately enthralled. so much nostalgia related to these games

I always thought the enemies dropped exp because you learned something or became better in some way but imagining the dummies are some how alive is much more hilarious.

“I also ain’t stupid, so I yeet that porcelain prick straight into the volcano” the best quote to exist