My favorite scene in the movie was when Madame Web logged onto her ICONIC Madame Computer and said “It’s time to surf the web”.

Morbius walked so that Madame Web could crawl.

Never seen a character so happy to be blinded and paralyzed

My grandma always told me, "I don't care what they tell you in school, but Madame Web was black."

If I were 9 months pregnant,the last place on earth I would go to is the Amazon jungle with venomous snakes, poison frogs, hairy spiders and jaguars. Not a great place to give birth.

My favorite part about the movie is imagining a bunch of writers in a room high-fiving each other and saying shit like "Once they see this, they'll BEG us to make more Spider-Man movies."

My favorite part was when she shouted "oh no, I forgot my damn web!' and then that became her name.

What I really appreciate about the inclusion of the song “Toxic,” is that in an interview, the lead writer said the movie was set in 2003 specifically so the song could be used. 🤦🏻‍♂️

There should be a 3 pack DVD release of Madame Web, Morbius and The Marvels and title it the "Well, we tried" collection. I'll take 50 copies, please! Lmao

Another scene that was dumb was where Mary was giving birth. The 3 girls could had just stayed in the house with the curtains closed. As long as they stayed in the house and kept out of trouble, they would had been safe.

I like how the photographs that would've been taken in the 80's have higher resolution than the movie itself. Cause that makes sense.

"The superhero genre practically exists for the lolz at this point", oh my god, I hadn't thought about that, it's so true and so sad.

Little platoon was done dirty 💀

They really did Adam Scott dirty with this role, he deserved a lot more

What else can you expect when it's written by the same writers behind Morbius? I had zero hope for this when I saw who was writing it.

0:24 Honestly it’s impressive that they’ve bombed THAT many times AND STILL get hired. you’d think that even by accident they’d put a movie that scores over 50%…but no. these guys can’t be serious right? where’s the part where they tell everyone it was a Harvard study that tests the theory of failing upwards in Hollywood? or a guinness world record attempt? idk…I refuse to believe they have ever watched their own movie and said “Yes this is going to be the movie of the year.”

PSA: Opening a car door underwater is easy once the car is filled with water. If you are ever in a drowning vehicle, do not waste energy trying to open the car door before then. instead, stay calm and wait for the car to fill with water. When the car is so full that there is as little air remaining as possible, take a deep breath and only then open the door. Because the pressure inside and outside of the vehicle will be about equal at that point, it is going to open normally as if on land

Your impression of Ezekiel was spot on. I laughed in the theater at almost every line he said.

Never been to a movie where the whole audience laughed but that last scene made everyone cry laughing

I hope the spiders were worth it, mum.