This is why you Will NEVER catch me in a dinosaur movie because.... dude... WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO MAN?! I'M NOT EVEN COOKED I'M BARBEQUED!😨

The dinosaur cracking scene Was NOT necessary 😭✌️

Watched this in theaters. Everyone went SILENT when the dad was eaten. But damn like he did cook when he hit the dinosaur with that sledgehammer.

10:06 the son caused me a lot of stress. I understand that it’s his pet and he cares about it, but honestly, the dog seems to have a better chance of survival than a human like him. At least the dog has spatial awareness and recognizes the danger it’s in.

The son pissed me off so MUCH

11:50 I know bullies are dumb, but I’m amazed the writers made them THIS dumb and petty in essentially the apocalypse.

Son, I woulda heard big bro stomping from a mile away at 16:03

Y’know, I remember reading that, when Kung Fu Panda came out in China, their reaction was “wait WHAT HOW DID WE NOT THINK OF THIS FIRST HOLY SHIT”

That’s how I imagine Steven Spielberg reacted to this film.

The titanoboa is scariest snake I've seen in the big screen

16:15 The reason why they didn't hear it is (Im pretty sure) because most dinosaurs have been proven to have had padded feet in order to be  sneaky. They needed to be sneaky in order to hunt prey as most were ambush predators, (the heavier ones like Trex) and because they were slower then prey most of the time.

Title: Says "FULL OF IDIOTS".

Me: Welp, Oraku is going to be Ragebaited!XD😂

Oraku wasn't capping gng 'PLOT ARMOUR OF DOOM' 😭✌️

By the way, the big snake is called the titanoboa.

The son pissed me off.

The spinosaurus wasn’t playing 💀✌️🥀

17:45 the big ahh snake is, I think, supposed to be a Titanoboa but I don't know why they made it ugly as heck 😭😭😭

16:08 Ain't no way the T-rex tiptoeing right😭

6:04 I would’ve said

“Either I’m high asf or that’s a Dinosaur bru.”😂

Crazy timing I just made me something to eat

Honestly could've been a plot for a quiet place as that's the most logical thing that you can do - be quite, when there are apex predators lurking around your neighbourhood.