The man she wants does not want her.

She wants Chad to behave like a nice guy while she hates nice guys.

Replace "absolutely burnt out" with "absolutely blown out" and the equation solves itself.

They're never truly "single."

When you only have your body to offer and nothing else, you get used for your body and nothing else. 🤷‍♂️

She might have been single for 2 years but she was definitely not celibate.

Clearly she just got ghosted again.

This is a woman who's chasing Chad's. She can't even see the man who would make a commitment to her because of they're invisible to her.

When women say 'single' you should hear 'multiple men per week'

Beware the septum ring. Even if it's very small, it's still there.

For someone who has found her peace after two years of singleness, she sure doesn’t act or look happy.

She forgot the. "The men I choose" only want one thing.

Her face is painted with more layers than the side of my house.

My ex wife complained that the dating pool post divorce was guys who just want one thing. I asked what else she was offering to men.  Did she cook, clean, watch their kids, run errands etc?   She looked at me like I was speaking Spanish

Avoid the town bicycle at all cost.😅

Pumped and dumped repeatedly.. Because of her great character 🥴

This is a classic example of don’t hate the player hate the game u played

I remember my first highschool girlfriend. I was in love of course. A few months in she decided she wanted to break up. I was broken. But thats what she said she wanted so i went no contact. Turns out she was playing pinky games and wanted to shit test me to see if I "cared." She expected me to continue pursuing, grovelling, whatever. She later told a friend of hers that i didn't care even though i cried for three weeks after. They are broken. Absolitely broken.

Translation: I'm tired of this carnival carousel of Chad choad.

What she means is she’s “exhausted from being run through for the past 2 years and it’s been great”, but now she’s ready to slow down….