Gummy krabby patty slander will not be tolerated

“Can you find me a single soul that enjoys eating gummy krabby patties? Go on. I’ll wait.” ….cough… slowly raises hand up

"The food has to originate in SpongeBob"

"Hashbrowns, just hashbrowns, they're in 1 episode for the first ten seconds"

lol

4:38 Fun fact, all pet food needs to be Human-Consumption friendly. It ain't gonna taste good, but it's edible.

Whenever btan makes a video like this I’m always imagining that he is a character in bikini bottom ranting about the food choices while living there

He hated the synthetic Krabby Patty so much that he didn't even feel like talking about them

I think all the straight up inedible food should've been placed in their own 0 star tier, separate from stuff like the salad and dozen crying cows. Having them on the same level as edible food is an affront

2:00 Pretty sure the Appetizer has a live grenade in it somewhere. Not sure where Krabs keeps his navy memorabilia, but how he managed that is amazing

Don’t ever disrespect the gummy krabby patties ever again. Especially the sour ones.

15:23 so my mom makes homemade shampoo. There’s no preservatives or anything in it so she kept it in a lemon juice bottle in the fridge. Dad went to make lemon bars one day and used the shampoo. We made it about halfway through the dish before we realized. I thought they were really good and finished the dish, but I will admit there was no actual soap in the shampoo recipe.

random complaint but I seriously hate how basically everyone thinks the crying Johnny is just the normal crabby patty. It’s a variation. He LITERALLY says “EXTRA onions”

57:27 I got a funnier under appreciated joke from that episode. Plankton responds with “in a cosmic sort of way, yes” because he is simulating the kind of torment that Mr. Krabs deals with. He is literally in a sick joke in a cosmic sort of way

As a kid my parents told me the squidward soda was club soda, which if you don't know is pretty much just carbonated water lol.

5:20 this is like something Meatcanyon would make

What you missed in the Seahorse Milk part is that in that episode SpongeBob didn’t leave his house for who knows how long when he was trying to beat the Dirty Bubble Paddleball challenge so it’s implied he’s been there for so long all his food went bad including the milk.

putting ugly patty above one dozen crying cows on the farm is crazy work

Wait! You forgot grandmas cookies!! 🍪

"can you find me a single soul that enjoys eating gummy krabby patties?"
me, sweating nervously:

👊💢 what did you say about gummy krabby patties PUNK ?? 👊💢

"Can you fins me a single soul that enjoys eating Gummy Krabby Patties?"

[stands up]
Me!