waiting for 50,000,000 recipes with 5 views🥀🥀

2:10 Bro did not just pull a Weissman on us with "5 dollar recipe" + $500 gadget

everything looks so saturated now..
i miss when everything looked radioactive

8:33 bro did NOT just add Saffron to a "$5" video

The editor doing wonders to make the radioactive ingredients not look green

Bro really went from beating it on the couch and not using accessories to having a 300$ ice cream machine 😭🙏

Remembering the ligma fork

Dude couldn't help but eat the chicken nugget the long way.

i miss when everything looked radioactive... edit at 2k likes: am not a likes farmer, i genuinely miss those days, but seriously though, if you cook shitty for long enough you might just get good, I think our futurecanoe here has blossomed from shitty chef without ingredients to less shitty chef with some ingredients and a better camera, i will go back to the shitcam days and relive them and come back to this era to appreciate his still goofyness. Peace fellow canoes.

1:45 if you keep making the real version of these AI videos you're either going to transcend this plane of reality, or you're going to die trying.

Man spent 50 million on this video, thats crazy.

12:35 That bite was really deep. Must've been practicing a lot, huh? 😂

the video really isnt complete without the "ok ty" :p

Guys if you watch it at 1.25x then Canoe sounds like a person with normal energy levels and good mental health

he's making the vodka drink more than regularly...best substitute i ever seen on the channel

2:32 You forgor to factor in buying a Ninja gadget to use once, and never again...

If i peeled my mangoes like this 9:41 my mama be disowning me

The spaglizzy has to be one of the worst uses of sentience I've ever seen

Remember when you used to despise technology?

5:28 😂 The unexpected delivery on this one got me good.  💊