Highlight of the video: futurecanoe's laugh at the comments like how I laughed at his videos comment

"I found a recipe with FDA approved ingredients" said the man who buys radioactive food 🤣

A steak costing "only" 100 dollars, Mr Canoe reached another level of wealth.

im being overwhelmed with the amount of emotion futurecanoe has been showing in this video

"Worst use of freewill" is probably the greatest comment I've ever seen!

I'm adding that to my repertoire.

The sincere “I don’t wanna hear it guys-” at the charred bacon literally made me ugly laugh, I’m sorry 🤣🤣

The tomahawk steak reveals that Canoe is a good cook and knows what he's doing, but he just couldn't be bothered most of the time lol

I can only imagine the rollercoaster of emotions Canoe's roomate must go through, getting to partake in Golden Tomahawk Steak one day and Spaghetti Weiner Jello the next.

3:11 I see a few non dragonfruit looking dragonfruits in it…

As a lady, seeing that can of tomato plopping perfectly made me cheer like I was at a sports bar.

That microwave rice for the fried rice is a surprisingly good hack. This is one of the rare times where I learn something by following futurecanoe instead of doing the opposite

14:31 “How 9/11 was described to elementary students”

Bro that k*lled me 😂

9:10 Didn't expect FutureCanoe giggling on my 2025 Bingo Card, WE WON

I can't tell how much those last 45 Sec healed me. I really needed that talk. Thanks futurecanoe, more so in beliving in me.

8:15 that sauce is NOT emulsefied and those eggs are def scrambled

9:11 DID YOU JUST EMOTE????

"I feel like a suburban mother making lunch for the kids right before going over to my neighbor to have an affair" 💀💀💀😂

the AUDACITY to say "with the ligma fork of course" at 1:14  while not using the ligma fork is CRAZY

18:40 One side is golden, shiny, and glamorous, the other is just bloody murder. Can you find a better representation of capitalism?

15:20 so weird and suspicious that they spell it 24 Carat instead of 24 Karat when it's supposed to be gold, not diamonds…