"I love you,
You love me...

Some shit's going down,
be ready for it!"

I had a Thomas the Tank Engine toy when I was little... I literally DROWNED IT IN THE TOILET because he wouldn't stop saying "I'm off the track" whenever I took him off of the track. ._.
Thomas... why... I was a murderer... I was so young...

Only the Nostalgia Critic would be pissed at an actor for actually doing his job well.

Thomas was my childhood, but the new Thomas the Tank Engine has moving mouths, which honestly, is a lot creepier. If I was given an option to watch the old or newer episodes, I'd go with the old ones.

I'm all for dissing this movie! But no-one can diss the Classic Thomas the Tank Engine TV Series. It's still holds up today! And I'm referring to the stop-motion model series. Not the CGI Crap!

I remember watching Alec Baldwin's character in the theatre and telling my Mom "Hey, that's not Sir Topham Hat!"

"Do trains have sperm?"
Please don't give me that mental image.

Did you even find out that Alec Baldwin was on a few episodes of Thomas?! Before this?! THOMAS RULES

Peter Fonda and Alec Baldwin are in a Thomas the Tank Engine movie?....  WHA---! (music plays)

I legitimately put 'Generic Song' as my ringtone.

The point of the faces not moving was due to the fact that in the show, it was mostly narrated, as if it were a book. The narrator would say: Thomas was happy, and the train would have a happy face. Yes, I loved this show as a kid, but thought this movie was strange.

Mara Wilson's response to being in this film: "I had to keep acting, and when you're a kid actor, there are only so many To Kill A Mockingbirds."

Cried laughing on the Barney part.

Know why their mouths don't move? BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING TRAIN MODELS! Now why models? Because they want to keep it like the T.V. series!

the main problem with this movie was that thomas and his friends were hardly in it. incoorporating shining time station was a huge mistake.

Little known fact, did you know there was a director's cut version of this film? Look up an episode of it on forgotten media on YouTube. Also thumbs up if you want Nostalgia Critic to review the Barney Movie (by god that movie is bloody awful).

The Critic making the trains talking reminds me of Annoying Orange of all things

for the record, sugar would seriously damage an internal combustion engine, so it makes sense that diesel would want to keep away from someone threatening him with a bag of it

Hang on a second, in a world where every train has a face and talks, wouldn't Lady be super creepy? At least to the other trains? I mean, imagine if you were just sitting with your friends, and a faceless someone you've never seen before just walks by! What would you think?

'bring a normal sized person into the world and they'll be a Giant'... One word... 'Lily'